Posted

Oct 31st 2009

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Happy

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Schlottersteinhymne

This was fo fun xD Stolen from KG

use this to answer:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Just do Asumi." D: I'm not into that type of stuff.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Asumi in Your Cup." O.o

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Unzip an Asumi."

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Asumi Keeps Going and Going." and going and going and going... ;D

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"You're in Good Hands with Asumi." I'm so smoooooooth

6. To someone you dislike?
"This is the age of the Asumi!" So you better watch your back!

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Be young, have fun, drink Asumi." ewwwwwwwwwwww

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"It's an Asumi ADVENTURE." IT WAS ADVENTURE TIME

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Behold the Power of Asumi." *changes the F to an A with Asumi power*

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Silly Rabbit, Asumi is for Kids." Yes childern, the love of my life is a rabbit xD

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Only a Fool Breaks the Asumi." I am not Asumi I an THE Asumi xD

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Get Serious. Get Asumi." Asumi is serious business.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"you'll never put a better bit of Asumi on your knife" D': OH SNAP

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Feel The Raw Naked Asumi Of The Road." WHOA, WHAT IS THIS MOVIE RATED?!

15. Your last words before you die...
"Life's Pretty Straight Without Asumi." *wiggles*

16. Your message to a special someone..
"The Best Asumi A Man Can Get."

17. Title of this post will be..
"An army of Asumi" GO MY MINIONS