Posted

Oct 30th 2009

Mood

Carefree

Stolen from Rion 0.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Welcome to Penis Country"
Uh, no.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's penis".
I'm not a she.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"I can't believe it's not penis!"
Awkward response, I must say.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Bet you can't eat penis."
Surprisingly fitting.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"What's in your w33n?"
w33n is basically the same as penis.

6. To someone you dislike?
"Naughty, but w33n".
Hehehe.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"w33n is so bracing".
Uh, not really, no.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Clunk click, every w33n".
How does that make any sense?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Everyone's favorite w33n."
Apparently not.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Moving at the speed of w33n."
Somehow, I don't think the marriage will last very long.

11. Your gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Reach out and touch w33n".
Hahaha, they want me back.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Your mom chooses w33n."
Bwahaha. ur mum

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"The Best w33n Under One Roof"
I am beginning to like this slogan generator.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Be young, have fun, drink w33n".
DRINK MY JIZZ, HOOOH.

15. Your last words before you die...
"It's that w33n feeling."
I feel strange. Must be that w33n feeling, blarg am ded.

16. Your message to a special someone..
"Did somebody say w33n?"


17. Title of this post will be..
"Everything we do is driven by w33n".
YES PLEASE.


If you want to do this yourself, point your browser at the nearest http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?
A Tough Slogan Generator to Follow.