- Posted
- Oct 16th 2009
- Mood
- Music
- Styx - Grand Illusion
( This journal is for the people who have requested information on my cooking/crafting services that I offer on Kingdom of Loathing. If you do not play, disregard this. Although you really should at least try it for a little while...
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Hello! I am willing to provide basic cooking and boozemaking services for anyone who is interested. If it is within my abilities, I can cook anything you want for 100 meat per turn, and I will craft any brew you want for 200 meat per turn. And if my low prices are not enough, there is a discount program that I have set up!
By trading in certain items that I have listed below, I can subtract a certain amount of meat off of the total.
Extra Cooking Ingredients (These will not be going into the dish, but rather my stash of cooking items)
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Herbs - Save 100 meat
Spices - Save 200 meat
Secret Blend of Spices and Herbs - Save 300 meat
Dry Noodles - Save 700 meat
MSG - Save 1,000 meat!
Other food and all cocktailcrafting items - Save the combined total autosell value
Other Items
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Moxie Weed - Save 100 meat
Giant Moxie Weed - Save 200 meat
Suntan Lotion of Moxiousness - Save 300 meat
Puce, Blue, Off-White Red, or Yellow Polka-Dot Oyster Eggs - Save 400 meat
Handful of Moss - Save 400 meat
Sleaze Wad - Save 600 meat
Spooky Wad - Save 600 meat
Please keep in mind that your total will never go below 0 with discounts. For example, if I cook a single item that requires one turn to make, and you give me a giant moxie weed, your total will still be 0 meat.
Also, to keep my prices reasonably low, you will be required to give me the ingredients. I can't make the item if I don't have what's needed, after all!
Please drop me a message either by chat or by the inbox saying you're interested, and we can discuss what you want made. Deals will be made over trade; you give me the meat and the ingredients you want cooked, and I will send you a collateral item. After I'm done, I will set up another trade, where I will require you to return the collateral in order for your products.
Also, I love donations! Feel free to dump off any items that you do not want; if I'm feeling generous, you might receive something cool in return!
