- Posted
- Oct 6th 2009
- Mood
- Angry
- Music
- Star Wars Theme
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make live forever if your symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, makes perfect sense.
Inter Says:
Organized religion is a bunch of hooey.
Chartalon Says:
Ooooh.
That explains EVERYTHING!
DarkScythe Says:
Evolution:
The belief that some invisible pieces of bio-mud magically twisted together making self-replicating molecules without any intervention whatsoever, and then went on to spontaneously transform into bi-pedal apes that can fly.
Those Lil Bastards Says:
You watch too many movies or something.
The Calm Minded Tai Says:
that sounds right.
mixnmaxmaster Says:
w33n,
i would tell you i loved you.
but i dont roll like that.
so,
w33n your a fag.
this made my day.
Skifle Says:
i hate it how you always complane about people not giveing you enough attention, becours you can make a so "meh" journal, but still get a bunch of comment.
Rion 0 Says:
Agreed.
Cheedgoboom Says:
you could have just been like:
Christianity Explained:
-legal mind control
-a lie
-nonsensical
-a joke
-ect
AndyXP Says:
Link