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Sod O My Ego: I've been meaning to ask this question for some time

  Sod O My Ego: I've been meaning to ask this question for some time
Posted
Sep 3rd 2009
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Confused
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2 + 2 = 5 (The Lukewarm) - Radiohead
If I actually died in real life, how would the internet know I did?
 

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KelseyDubord Says:

YOUR MOM ALERTS THE INTERNET RIGHT AWAY.
"MY BOY DIED, NOW SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HIM, PLZKTHNX".

Of your FACE.

moodyjennI Says:

You'd be inactive for a long time. People make conclusions.

Also, the internet just knows

pbjplatypus Says:

You die on the Internet, too. There's a nice ceremony and everything.

Cray Says:

The magic of.....uh....

We need Sheezy obituaries.

DarkScythe Says:

Write a script that posts a sheezyart journal saying "I HAVE DIED LOL" on a Sunday unless it is reset by you. Make sure your family knows not to turn off your computer if you die so that the script won't be reset.

It'll check if it's been reset every Sunday, if not, it posts the journal.

Either that or you could build an Arduino that checks your pulse on your arm and sends a message to the script to post the journal if you die. You would have to constantly be near a wifi network for this to work though, or maybe you'd just get lucky and pass by one as you're driven to the hospital in an ambulance.

Mr Adventure Says:

That's easy. Just let us all know before you die :u

SALTastic Says:

You silly man


everyone knows that the internet's not real. n__n


No, but really.

I guess your friends and family would know about it and then spread the news.


And if you have no friends or family, then you're screwed. :/

Triple Q Says:

Easy, just look at my userpage to see who's probably dead.

Rhemi Says:

Judging from the fact you are here every day, not logging on once would signify your death.

Puffkins Pudikus Says:

Tell a friend to post about when you die yep