Posted

Aug 30th 2009

Mood

I just got back from a pretty lame trip to Portland. Oregon sucks.

Anyways, I went shopping for a new swimsuit my last day there, and because stores are clearing out all their summer selections to make room for winter clothes everything was on sale but picked over as hell.

There was this one bitch. Fake 'n baked to the max, implants, blond, stupid, two daughters. She goes in and stands right next to me going through the tops. "I need a new top that my boobs wont fall out of!!" was all she kept saying to her kids. I'm pretty sure the world understood why she was there the first time, but she kept REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER and I wanted to just pop her implants. "I'M A SIZE SMALL BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR MY CHEST DDDD"

I just.

Could not deal.

SOME PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!