Posted

Aug 2nd 2009

Mood

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=AU11689

Sick of all the cute and cuddly creature figurines cluttering your desk? Teach those fuckers who's boss through STABBING THEM!

Ladies and gentlemen: THE AVENGING NARWHAL!

Now, I'd assume that, after posting this crazy awesome thing after a post about crazy bitches ripping babies outta people, that you would think I'm crazy at this point. And you'd be right

Now go away, or my Narwhal will get ya (and don't make me break out the onyx tusk!)

oh, and as if one plastic motif of animal cruelty isn't enough, I've got another for ya:
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=AU10886

... I've got no witty comment to this one. It's face is just too damn priceless