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Jul 31st 2009

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"Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up". Just search it on Yo

So, I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Nothing really ever annoys me. But there are some things so stupid, that it makes me lift an eyebrow. Maybe accompanied by shouting "Fuck!" or other phrase. I find that I discover these things more frequently than usual, and although alarming, at least it allows me to be a dick about their stupidity. So I present what will be the first (of hopefully not many, although I don't think we'll stop being stupid) of my "shit list"

First, there's this:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/tlc-viewers-will-see-jon-kate-date-others-when-show-returns/25864?nc

Like normal people, I never get my news from a site with such a dumb name like "OMG@yahoo.com". Sadly, since upgrading my web browser, Yahoo! has become a cheap clone of facebook, and keeps sending me trite news like this. But this isn't any ordinary shit sandwich: it's like the king burrito of crap. I never was a fan of John and Kate + 8 (or reality TV in general), but since most everyone in my house watches the show, along with other annoyances like TMZ that track their every move, I still hear more than I like on the subject. Which suprises me on why fans don't see the sheer craziness of this move. I hear they were divorced, so why keep this show (which, if memory serves, is all just screaming, plans that go awry, and cute kid talk to keep the "OMG KAWAII" demographic strong. Obviously, parachutes full of money are involved, which further dampens the whole "reality" part of reality TV.

Speaking of reality TV, Yahoo! imparted upon me another stupid fact: Nadya Suleman AKA "Octo-Mom" is getting a reality show, too. Octo-Mom, for those of you who take solace in either forgetting about her or haven't heard of her, is a single parent who got fourteen goddamn kids. Fourteen! You'd think a doctor would staple her shut by now! oh, and she's unemployed, and lives with/off her mother. She's what the average person would call "fucked", and this somehow caused a giant media shitstorm around her. And now she gets a reality show?

Now, I'm at a quandry, here. the reason I dislike the Octo-Mom is that she's a person who thought getting eight more kids while being unemployed (and already having six mouths to feed) was a dandy idea. The way I see it, she's like an extreme example of others in America who shouldn't have kids (namely, teens in school). On the other hand, this reality show is paying her assloads to do the show, thus giving her more than enough to feed her obscenely large family.

...Nah. She's still a tool. It's a bad example like "Oh, this woman has made a really bad choice. WE SHOULD PAY HER TO MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!".

Whatever, I'm sick of talking about reality TV now. I'm just gonna focus on real reality TV, like how North Korea is gonna blow us up. Have a good day, Sheezyart! Glad to get a nice rant outta my system

EDIT: Oh, and American Idol is rigged
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/idolchatter/post/2009/07/phil-stacey-weighs-in-on-the-rigged-american-idol-brouhaha/1?csp=34

Totally knew it. Suck it, 13 year old fangirls everywhere

EDITED EDIT (Oh my!): Another stupid thing Yahoo! sent me:
http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/making-money-from-video-games-it-s-child-s-play-/1339010

Are these the same ten-year-olds that call me a bitch (N-word) on OX live? Cuz I hate those guys. Although one time while a little shitling was yelling obscenities at me, his mom walked in, and heard him, and proceded to scream at him for it, while everyone else mid-game (including myself) enjoyed the show, with others chipping in. Me? I was fragging him while he was being lectured. Punk. Wish I had a recording of his reaction, interrupting his mom each time he was killed. priceless

Anyone under the age of 15 should not be sold a game console microphone/head-set. Nobody wants to hear that shit while shooting aliens, gangstas, or alien gangstas.

SERIOUSLY, LAST EDIT (from the news, this time!):
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090731/ap_on_re_us/us_cut_from_womb_44

Goddamn, people are crazy! and I've already known this true, but this is a new flavor of crazy. In a nutshell, for those of you sick of my many "news" articles, This woman "found" her healthy, pregnant neighbor dead of head trauma. She then ripped her baby out, and took it as their own.

Let me say that shit again: She killed a woman (I say this, because I don't believe for a second that she "discovered" the body, quickly after the murder for the baby to still be alive. I'm sure she "found" the body after caving the owner's head in), RIPPED HER OPEN to steal her baby, then says that it was her own. JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK! The baby's umbilical cord was tied up with a ribbon, for crying out loud! thank god she was arrested

Ya know, I think North Korea would be doing us a favor at this point by blowing us up. We're becoming too damn insane to live

Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna turn off every damn alert Yahoo! keeps throwing at me