KIWI SAYS

Condoms:
Why is this the first question? Sex-obsessed quiz writer or what. In my purse, maybe.

Tampons:
WHERE?! *screams and runs away from them*

Mobile phone:
My good old Sony Ericsson. In white because I'm stylish like that.

Chair/stool:
Computer chair, beanbag and a sofa in my room.

Shelves:
A CD rack and DVD rack in my room, and a shelf downstairs for manga and more CDs.

Dresser:
Two dressers and three wardrobes. I have a lot of clothes .3.

Computer:
Two PCs and a laptop.

Pictures:
I has two Naruto wall scrolls lololol! And a Naruto poster. And a Rayman poster. And a Vampire Knight poster. And a Pokémon poster.

Mirror:
One in my room, one in my handbag :3

Baseball bat:
No foo', I have mah set of samurai swords!

Skateboard:
No :c

Clothes:
Many. In my room, the spare room, and my nan's room. I don't understand it either.

Surfboard:
No

Smoke detector:
Above the stairs leading to my room. I took the batteries out though coz it pisses me off whenever I cook bacon.

Musical Instrument:
I used to have a keyboard in my room but I got rid of it coz I stopped my lessons.

Locking door:
My door does not lock :c

Bottle of water:
No. Dr Pepper plz.

Blacklight:
What? No.

Medals/ribbons:
I have no idea what happened to my swimming ribbons. Other than that, no, I fail :3

CDs:
About 30. I'm a download person more than a CD person.

Flag:
For some reason I have a paper Hungarian flag above my computer

Sign:
I have a few No Entry signs I've yet to find use for... On my door there's a lifesize roadname sign with "Blvd. Broken Dreams" on it and a Monsters Inc. sign saying "Do Not Enter: Scaring In Progress"

Real gun:
No, I have a plastic sniper rifle which shoots sticky pads though 8D

Cigarettes:
No.

Pot:
Nooo.

Any drug:
I don't even take tablets when I'm ill.

Books:
Random manga, many old children's books, many non-fiction books (mostly animal encyclopedias) and my self-bought books like the Artemis Fowl series.

Xbox:
No >:C

Playstation:
Cute wittle PS1 downstairs.

Gamecube:
No.

Wii:
Downstairs :3

Gameboy:
Purple Gameboy Colour 8D

Stereo :
Two in my room, one downstairs.

Television :
One in my room, the spare room, the living room and the conservatory. Also in my mum's room, my nan's room and the kitchen but I don't use those.

Lighter :
I don't smoke.

How many windows do you have in your room?
Two in the room itself, another one at the bottom of the stairs.

What color are your bed sheets?
They change, but usually they're cream with brown and khaki circles on. Why do you even need to know this?

Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
The only non-relative non-workman male to have been in my room, woop woop. He wasn't meant to be there, but he was anyway because my mum's rules can go burn.

Has the opposite sex been in your bed?
...Maybe.

OTHER NEWS
I went fishing today. In a park. With a net. With my mum. But I caught 12 fish so suck me.

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