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Radical JoJo: I Just Saw "Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen"

  Radical JoJo: I Just Saw "Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen"

Posted
Jul 3rd 2009
Mood
About to EXPLODE!
Music
Enigma - "Principles of Lust"

My stupefied words on the matter can be read here. @_@



 

Comments

  Comments

RPDOfficer Says:

Thank God I'm not the only one who thought it was atrocious.

SAM. DON'T DIE. IT'S YOUR DESTINY. AND, I LOVE YOU...AND...WHATEVER ELSE WILL BRING YOU BACK TO LIKE THAT ISN'T MEDICAL SCIENCE.

I made a list of how the movie sucked in my journal. lol.

113420 Says:

i can see the movie in the previews alone.
summary:
backstory
shiny things
vague plot involving shiny things
drama, and a lot of crying, screaming, and shiny things
shiny things
the end.
well, at least it looks cool.
the only question i have: were the transformations DETAILED enough to be believable?

Nanook Says:

A movie about a show based on a toy hawked to gullible children in the 80s was bad?

Who would have though.

Ne Says:

I thought so too.

I work at the theater.

The entire staff is angry and disowning me because they thought it was jaw droppingly amazing. Most of them have seen it upwards of five times. I'm waiting for their eyeballs to leak blood or something.

Lets try to reach the child audience by dumbing down semblance of humor.

Yeah but lets make it seem like we're reaching teens too. What do teens like? Sex. Oh lets make horny girls? Oh hell lets throw some humping dogs in there too. A lot. And lets make the parents horny as hell. Also lets throw in some hash brownies for kicks. Thats what college was all about.

What else?

Well we should make this edgy.

SWEARS. Lets have some of the auto-bots curse...watching too much TV ahahaha!

"Punk Ass Bitch-Decepitcons"

At this point I flinched and buckled down for a long painful ride.

Dellamorte Dellamore Says:

Sha-sha Leboof dies and goes to robot heaven? Does that mean he was a robot all along?