Posted

Jun 28th 2009

Mood

It was a major disappointment to me. I just...didn't like it. Here's a list.

Things I enjoyed:
The 25 minutes of Robot v. Robot fighting.
Jetfire.

Things I did not enjoy:
The rest of the movie.
Simmons' ass.
Megan Fox's magical self-cleaning outfit.
The poor editing.
The poor CGI inserts.
Every cliche in the book (Down to the smashed fruit cart in the police chase)
The Negro-Bots.
The fact that all (most, Sidewipe was decent) of the new transformers looked ridiculously cartoony.
Soundwave didn't do SHIT.
Disappearing bots (Wheelie and the Negro-Twins vanished at the end of the movie.)
Devastator's easy take down.
Opti-Gundam Prime.
The 5 minute "Final Fight".
The 'Tomb' of the dead Primes was decrepit and old, and hell the Matrix fell apart. The Energon machine was technically OLDER, and BURIED UNDER THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF STONE; and didn't have a scratch - yet it only took one hit to blow it up.

It could've been -so- much better.

Rating:
1.5/5