Posted

Mar 31st 2009

Mood

Frozen

FIRST, THE SOURCE ARTICLE FOR MY RAGE:
http://www.wanderinggoblin.com/2009/03/29/twilight-not-just-a-film-its-now-a-religion/

SECOND THE OFFICIAL THREAD ON THE... TWILIGHT FORUMS:
http://twilightschool.niceboard.com/religion-f7/lesson-1-cullenist-beliefs-t1107.htm

I'll give you people more than the usual amount of time to read the articles and such, then I'll continue.

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So, according to that Article, a bunch of Twilight Fan fucks, decided "OH HEY! WE R MAKIN A RELIGON, WE R T3H CULLENISTS!!!111!!!" and I'm hoping you read the links, but here are the main... "Beliefs" on the subject, I qoute from the forum thread:

As a Cullenist we believe:
Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real
Stephenie Meyer is the (or one of the) best author(s)
The twilight series should be worshiped
If you are good in life, you will be bless with eternity with the Cullens, if you are bad in life, you will be sent to James' cave

there should be a cullenist law that saws we must visit Forks (where it really all started) once in our lifetime.

...Yes people, it is an unfortunate chain of stupidity, sweeping across Americas Tweens, Sweeping like a motherfucking PLAGUE, MY GOD. HONESTLY, THE STUPIDITY OF IT ALL, THE UTTER STUPIDITY. How... I mean, honestly, I'm fucking speechless, I truly am, I do not get how these people, can honestly think that the Cullens are real.

This is nothing like any of the other religions, which all have text, which source materials date back YEARS, this is a Recent book, written by a women who is so stupid, she can't even tell she's making FIRST GRADER MISTAKES, with her spelling. I'm sure you all remember my last twilight rant, the one in which it was about a mother swooning over a book, leaving her kid in a theater alone to watch Coraline.

This my friends, Tops that, this tops that by LIGHTYEARS. There are TONS OF REASONS, why this worse, and I'll start off with a few.

1) It's a fictional book, to entertain.
2) It's a poorly Written one.
3) Did I mention, Sparkly Vampires?
4) Also, Mary-sue's all of them.
5) Originality? WE DON'T NEED NO ORIGINALITY!

I think it pretty much speaks for itself, there's absolutely no reason for such stupidity, but then again I suppose I can't blame the demograph of 15 to 1- .... Oh wait, I just remembered, 40 year old mothers jack off to this shit.

www.twilightmoms.com

My god... the rage that is exuding from my body is so fucking strong, I can hardly THINK STRAIGHT. Honestly, it's like these people have an IQ of Twenty-seven... no, make that -<9000, to bad such a number really does not exists, for that describes their brain functions perfectly.


I would also like to suggest, we troll the hell out of that site, flood the page, and make sure we prove to them, how much hate there would be thrown against them for their utter stupidity.

This is Fireyone saying, "My fucking god, why the hell do these people come up with these ideas!?"