Posted

Feb 25th 2009

Mood

Blah

Music

Dance Gavin Dance

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name? Samantha

Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.

2.) Your age? 15

As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.

3.)One of your friends? Courtney

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men, but belongs only to me! Look up also, Pimptress or Genius

4.) What should you be doing? Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

5.) Favorite color(s)? Red, Blue

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. (No... I am not racist. I just thought it was kinda funny ^^")

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace? Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyonce.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

7.) Month of your birth? December

The month in which the hottest women are born.

8.) Last person you talked to? My mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick (...Yup)

9.) One of your nicknames? Sammeh

Teh ultimate l33t.

...Indeed