Posted

Jan 31st 2009

Mood

Happy

Music

"Meditational Field" by Susumu Hirasawa

Why Xenomorphs make great pets...

1. Better than your average guard dog
2. Intelligent
3. Mostly odorless
4. Hypo-allergenic
5. Can sleep on the ceiling, so no need to buy them a bed (although they may steal yours anyway)
6. Human-hosted variety can be dressed up in human clothes
7. Would make an amazing body-guard
8. Not picky eaters
9. Can eliminate unwanted pests
And best of all...
10. They are cuddly and cute!


But there is a downside...
1. High-maintenance
2. Messy (sheds and drools)
3. Not the best temperament
4. Possessive and territorial
5. Breeds rapidly and in great amounts
6. Destructive
7. May make your neighbors hate you, or may just kill them

But what are a few bad qualities compared to cuteness? Remember to always be prepared when adopting a new pet! And please, do not buy wild animals or encourage the owning of wild animals as they look cute and cuddly, but they grow up fast and become enormous, dangerous, and hungry beasts :)