KIWI SAYS

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Your name: Keeley
1. Whore.

* You know it ;D I am so proud that this is the only definition they have.

Your age: 17
1. The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park.
2. A prime number that comes before 18 and after 16.
3. The physical age of Edward Cullen.

* I go with the second, but the third needs to be here for the justice of the planet.

Friend's name: Liz
1. The act of being incredibly cool.

* Aw yeah! You go Lizzie! |D

What you should be doing now: Coursework
1. The biggest cause of suicide among students.
2. The inevitable end to your free time.

* The second one isn’t strictly true, as I say screw the coursework, let’s go see a movie!

Favorite color: Purple
1. One of the key ingredients to grape drink.
2. An adjective to describe something worthy of being epic. If something deserves the status of epic, you award it with purple.

* PURPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Birthplace: Dagenham
1. Where every house is an ex-council house, or a current council house. Usually, the windows of these houses are draped with West Ham flags, page 3 of the Sun, or a “Happy 21st Birthday” poster for someone who turned 21 six months ago.

* I knew this would be bad before I even typed it. There is nothing good about that place xD

Birth month: April
1. Violent long-nailed creature of Greek mythology.
2. Derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughter’s arrival.

* Reminds me of a Michael McIntyre joke… “Aaron is the worst name. First in the baby name book. How lazy must your parents be?” xD

Last person you talked to: Amala
1. A mythological giant of the Tsimshian Native Americans, who holds the spinning earth on a pole on Amala's back. Duck oil is applied to Amala's muscles once a year. Native Americans believe that once ducks are extinct, Amala will drop the earth and we will all die.

* …*dies laughing*

One of your nicknames: Kiwi
1. A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand/Aotearoa.
2. Slang for a person born in New Zealand.
3. A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.

* Love the last one 8D Keeweez

I tag nobody because I never do, haaaa.

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