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Jan 14th 2009

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Haleakala - Jeff Oster

Keep in mind that the following dream occurred after watching Fargo and Jumper:

OKAY, so I had this dream that Hayden Christensen and I were in some public bathroom catching some guy in the act of putting another guy in a wood chipper. The wood chipper was in a stall where there would normally be a toilet. We were mistakenly taken as the suspects and were sentenced to prison for the wood chipper murder.

When we were thrown in jail (which wasn't really a jail, it was like a dome shaped straw hut. The only things in it were an office chair and a bail of hay), two more guys were thrown in the same cell-hut. It was Christian Bale and that drummer guy from 'That Thing You Do'. Sick of the stupid jail, Hayden Christensen grabbed all of us and 'jumped' us out into the middle of a city, where we headed to one of their friend's apartment. On the way, we grabbed some subway sandwitches, because the jail didn't allow us food or restrooms.

Somehow after this dream, there was a big market thing (tiki lights and tents and shit) over in the parking lot of the malls, and my friend, Jen, was being forced to work at one of the gypsy stalls by one of the fat corrupt jailers. Hayden Christensen hatched a plan to get her out by using makeup that blended perfectly with her skin, and would then 'jump' us all out.

That's when I woke up. Weird, huh?