- Posted
- Jan 8th 2009
- Mood
- Hysterical
So, According to the following Article, The Porn business Kings Larry Flint, and the guy from all those Girls gone wild shit, are asking the US Government for a 5 Billion Dollar Bailout. I have to Thankk Philly-D TV (philly-D.Tv) for giving me this fine piece of hilarity. Read the article it truly is hysterical at how they expect to get it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/07/porn-bailout-larry-flynt_n_155878.html
Oh fucking lawl.
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Specter Says:
Well well well...
Somebody gag me with a spoon. If they actually get a bailout it could very well be the death-knell of reason and common sense in America.
If this little piece of absurdity doesn't convince people that government bailouts of private businesses is a jack-backward and wrong-headed idea, I don't know what will. I mean, let's think about what these bozos are asking for here.
"Well, we went into business to make money by taking advantage of people's sexual urges. We make our living by marketing women to consumers as nothing more than randy, willing sexual objects. Forget the fact that the Meese Commission found that porn is a detriment to stable society, and that we covertly and indiscriminately advertise sexual attitudes and products to young children through TV and the Internet; America needs its porn! Since we're not making enough money anymore, we NEED the government to give us a giant cash payout!"
Ekoi Says:
My Day.
It has been made.
Awesome-you.
(It's like thankyou, but more awesome.)