Posted

Jan 7th 2009

Mood

Delighted

Music

[SNES] Star Fox - Corneria

tagged me. Fucker.

Rules:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.


1) Name?

A type of highly addictive prescription drug used to treat humans with dinosaurs growing from their fingertips. Side effects may include: vomiting, expolsive diarrhea, choking on broccoli, and eating excessive amounts of peanut butter and strawberry yogurt mixed together. Also, you may experience urges to bathe in milk with some cats thrown in for good measure.
"Dude, I got my Spencer yesterday to treat these dinosaurs growing from my fingers, and now I cant seem to stop eating peanut butter and strawberry yogurt."

"My Spencer will kill me one day if I have to keep choking on this broccoli."

"Man, that Spencer keeps me in the bathroom all night, sitting on the toilet."

[Shit yeah.]

2) Your age?

18 means FUCK in Korean.
When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
10=Sip.8al)

Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
Pal means sale.
Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.

Sibal,Shipal,Sibal,Sippal,Sipal,SSibal...and so on.
You!!!Son of a bitch.181818.

[Fuck picking the first definition, this is truely lulz]

3) One of your Friends?

Anthony

Latin for Priceless but issued as a common Italian males name
Shortened Version:Tony
Hey Anthony if you don't get downstairs no spaghetti tonight for you boy.

Hey Tony, the FBI is crackin' down on our operation i'll get Jimmy Bags to take them down the river.

[Hey there were a billion penis ones I coulda picked instead rofl]

4) What should you be doing?

CG-ing

Cock Gobbler
That psycho is such a CG!

[NO I MEAN I'M DRAWING FUCK]

5) Favorite Color?

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

[I apologize in advance to any african/jamaican sheezy-goers. lulz]

6) Birthplace?

A city in Alberta, Western Canada. A right-wing, oil-rich, poorly planned-out traffic jam that is run by faux-cowboy hicks who have lots of money but no idea how to spend it practically or efficiently. Calgary is the homeless capital of the world. There are so many bums downtown that they might actually constitute a voting block. Calgary is also the rape capital of Canada, sexual assaults on women being a favorite pastime for immigrants and locals alike. Calgary is also chock full of drug-gangs, grow-ops, and mentally-ill street codgers. The courts don't actually lock-up criminals, instead they let them out after 12 hours of cushy containment. Watch out for swarming immigrant teenagers who will beat the shit out of you for the fun of it. The hockey team sucks, too.
Calgary has a billion-dollar surplus but more bums than Southeast Asia.

[rofl]

7) Birth month?

Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.

January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.


8) Last person you talked to?

Dog

Not a cat.

Gotta love Blackadder.

"Definition of a dog: Not a cat" = Baldrick, Blackadder III (British comedy)

[Hey, it said talk TO, not talk WITH. ;D]

9) One of your nicknames?

Orion

A figure in greek mythology, a hunter of giants, and an avid womanizer. Also a constellation.

Orion was a greek dude.

[this wins for the example]

Jesus I have like no one to tag... uhh

I tag




all for no reason cause all my active buddies on SA have already done this shit ahahah