Posted

Jan 7th 2009

Are you jelouse?

JELOUSE?

JELLO.

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Rules:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.


1) Name?

Thalia - latina singer hotter than j-lo except for those freckles on her chest

Also I think someone I know posted this one:
The Thalia doesn't leave it's basement habitat often, if it does, it is usually to forge food and hunt sexy ladies.

It's appearence is it's calling card, can often be seen wearing threadless t-shirts or a SUIT.

HAS A PhD IN KICKING YOUR ASS.

WATCH HER BEAT HER OWN MOTHER WITH A LAWN CHAIR.
"AWWWWW YEAH!"

"SUIT UP!"

"..I have to do...pool..chores"

"BEVERELY, CAN I SEE YOU IN MY READY ROOM?"

Thalia: What wrong with you? I say you he dead!



2) Your Age?
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.


3) One of your Friends?

lawnchair - slang for pornographic material


4) What should you be doing?

Nap - A discrete term for a masturbation session.

5) Favorite color?

Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.


6) Birthplace?

Toronto -
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.

7) Birth Month?

March - Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

8) Last person you talked to?

Nolan - What everyone ascertains to become.

Perfection incarnate.

A god among men.
(My brother, he's almost 30 and has achieved nothing in life.)

9) One of your nicknames?

Squid - a US Navy Sailor. derogatory
Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

I tag Mali, Lindes, Dune, Munkee, raptorshadow, baron and anyone else who reads this I guess(the people listed won't even read this). :F