Posted

Jan 7th 2009

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EndeverafteR - "I wanna be your man"

oh man i am on FI-YAH!

here's to round 2 of my journal escapades! *clink!*

oh, ive become great friends with Apollyna. she's funny. and full of much win. you people? you people watch her. watch her NAO.

...anyway. i've been getting into my new Wii from x-mas (thanks, Wackyzack (if there's someone on here named wackyzack, dont worry it isn't you)), and i really like this one game he got for himself that i totaly stole: No More Heroes.

this game is pretty bitchin! Right after the quite informative 45 seccondish long opening you immediately start fighting like a baZILLION baddies with some lightsabery "beam katana" and BAM! its a bunch of button mashing until the finishing move, when you jerk the controller in a direction the game tells you.

slice!

"its like one of my japanese animes!" the guy gets cut in half like from crotch to shoulder, though the waist, or just decapitated. my favourite the crotch up one. plus, blood spurts EVERYFUCKINGWHERE. blood and money. i mean, i didnt know my blood was augmented with like 80 pounds of gold and silver, did you? this happens to EVERY enemy in the game too!
the boss fights though, they're just weird. the first guy's weapon is a boombox that turns into a sword the size of a small raft. wtf.

i love this game, and so should you.

(note: deffinately NOT for families. just make them watch freddy kreuger. THAT'LL teach them to spill your coffe.)