I'm going to look back in 20 years on all the stupid shit i have said and done and ask "what the fuck was wrong with me?"

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disturbing pick-up line collab if you have any let me know, the current ones we have now:
from has used several of these on womon of corse it was just for teh lulz, but that doesn't make it any less sick.
1.What's you're bra size?
2.If noone was looking would you do me right here and now?
3.Hey baby we ain't nothin' but mamales so why don't we do it like they do on the discovery channel?
4.Do you like what you see or should I show you all my skin?
5.If I told you that you had a beutiful body would you come home with me?
6.Are you into bestiality?
7.Do you want to touch 'it'?
8.Can I squeeze you're boobs?
9.What's your social security number?
10.I'm a registered sex offeneder does that turn you on?
11.I bet your husband has a gun and that makes me hot what about you?
12.You look my mom and I like insest.
13.You're boyfreind was hitting on me so i think it's only fair i hit on you.
14.I masterbate 5 times a day so you know i'm good.
15.Do you want to come to my HOUSE OF PAIN and get some PSYCHO LOVE?
16.I've been watching you sleep and I've been planning on how to rape you and get away with it.
17.rub my belly to make a wish, rub lower to get a better one
18.I like your butt did you know it's telling me to rape you and how.
19.You look like my Ex.
20.I'm a necropheliac so could you do me a favor and kill yourself?
21.I'm such an emo that i made the devil cry. (ronnie james dio when he was with black sabbath refrence)
22.I'm YOUR TURBO LOOVVAA! (a judas priest refrence)
23.I see you don't have a penis want to share mine?
24.HURRY MY GIRLFREIND WENT TO THE BATHROOM SO LET'S FUCK NOW! ( i need to try this one out, if only i had a girlfrined)
25.(use twangy southern accent and use on males only) You got a purdy mouth.
26.if i told you my dick was as big as ron jerimy's would you not call the cops as i flashed you to prove it?
27. hi i'm a compulsive liar, you're interesting.
28. i find the sexiest part of a woman to be the personality, especially if it'd a double d personality.

these are provided by these have probably been used on her.
1: Have i seen you before? Oh yeah thats right you look like my next girlfriend
2: Hey baby im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get
3: If i bit my lip would you kiss it better?
4: Do you have a map? i got lost in your eyes
5: If i said "you have a nice body" would you hold it against me?
6: You be the iceberg ill be the titanic and i can go down on you
7: If i tossed this 50 cent coin, what are my chances of getting a head?
8:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9:That's a nice shirt can i take it off you?
10:You look sexy, is it the same in my bed?

Provided by some cheezy but clasics non the less
1.If I re-arrange the alphebet, I'll put U and I together
2.If you were a booger, I'll pick you
3.Does it hurt when you fall from heaven?

provided by some twisted stuff, i should try a few
1.if i flip a coin, heads you take off you top tails I take it off.
2.haven't i seen you in the latest issue of "in my dreams" magazine?
3."can I buy you a drink,then dinner,then an engagement ring,then a house,then children,then a coffin?"
4."LOVE ME,LOVE MEEE OR I'LL KILL YOUR PARENTS!!!"
5."If you don't go out with me,I'll set myself on fire on your front lawn."
6.I may not be Fred Flintstone,but I can still make your Bed rock.
7."If I said you had a nice figure,would you take your top off & dance around a little for me?"
8."I fing the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
9. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!! FUCK ME!!!!
10. I stubbed my cock.will you kiss it better?


privided by wonder how she came by these
1.All those curves and here i am without breaks
2.Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
3.If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
4.I lost my phone number can I have yours?

provided by made me laugh the first time a girl stared at me when i used this very line
1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see my self in your pants.

prvided by her's are more outthere than the rest
1. 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance but it also is enough time for me to make your relationship 15% better.
2. Did I just die? Cause you ARE heaven.
3. I bet I'm hotter than your girlfriend(/boyfriend).
4. I've heard you sing in the shower and all singers are good looking.
5. Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girfriend, no way no way, I think you need a new one, hey hey, you you, I could be your girlfriend.

provided by he has a teddy-bear, didn't know that
1. I lost my teddy-bear... Will you sleep with me?
2. my hair's wet will you blow me dry?

provided by note to self don't use windex when near him
1. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
2. Do you have windex on your pants cause i can see myself in them.
3. Wanna hug? We can go further then that (editor's note, i got slapped because of this)

provided by we know where his mind is
1. you know where those lips would look good, on my dick
2. show me your OTHER lips
3. my those boobs look heavy can i hold them for you?

provided by you need the right accenting and you've got gold
1. conjunction junction what's your function?
2. are you from ups kuz i noticed you checking out my package.

provided by the other disturbing ones
1. "im sorry, i had to cut off your boyfreind's arms, would you like a hug?"

provided by some more cheezy but still classics
1.do your legs hurt? cause youve been running through my mind all day long

provided his seem to be more along insaults but i still tried a few
1. you're like a dog you always seem to have a bone in your mouth.
2. let practice your math: lets add me to you, subtract our cloths, divide your legs, multiply your pleasure
3. are you like a black hole, sucking up everything around
4. nice shirt....wanna fuck
5. my dick's the size of a black man's but i got good credit

provided by It'd confuse the average woman long enough to spring the net on her:

1. "If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer to that question be the same the the answer to this one?"
2. "Hey there pretty lady/bootylicious/babe, I noticed your mouth wasn't full!"
3."Hey baby, lets play bootcamp. First up: toe touches; bend over and I'll drill you." (an original)
4."You ladies wanna make a reverse childbirth movie with me? I call baby!" (from Retarded Animal Babies)
5.When you're denied sex: "But regular orgasm is good for my prostate health, I thought you cared about me!
6."Come on, baby. It'll only hurt for a little, let me stick it in your pooper" (This one damn near worked)
7."Oh, you are so beautiful.. I accidentally came. Looks like you owe me a new pair of underwear, can I have yours?
8."It's pretty cold out today, mind if I.. cum inside?"
9."How'd your last mammogram go? Would you like a second opinion?
10. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes." (sappy)
10. "Are your parents retards? Because you're really special." (silly)
12. "I'm in love, would you care to join me?" (an original)

these are direct and a little nerdy, note to self find sexualy repressed nerdy girl to use these on.
1. You might not be the best looking girl in her but beauty is a light switch away.
2. I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you
3. I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your boobs?
4. Lets play house, you be the door and I'll bang you.
5. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
nice legs what time do they open

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lets play war, ill lay down onthe ground and you can blow my brains out.