Posted

Nov 2nd 2008

Mood

Annoyed

I just read the second book to Twilight. I am not happy.

There are spoilers below.

Here was the WHOLE BOOK:

Edward: "I want you to be safe, so I'm leaving you suddenly." :::disappears:::

Bella: :::depressed/mentally unstable:::

Four to seven months later:

Bella: "I love Jacob Black who turned into a werewolf, but I don't love him REALLY." :::jumps off a cliff and lives:::

Alice: "Edward thinks you're dead, so he's off to kill himself."

Bella: :::saves Edward:::

Edward: "I love you."

Bella: "I love you, too, I wanna be a vampire."

Edward: "No."

Bella: "You're family said yes."

Edward: "Okay, but only after you marry me."

There. I just saved some people HOURS of the reading that I wasted. Twilight and the whole damn series can suck my cock.