Well, no...not THAT kind of musical you want (Neuro? Live action? LIKE THAT DBZ LIVE ACTION MOVIE? Please, no.)
Just something to waste your time/distract you.
Song = Psychostick's "Two Ton Paperweight"
Lyrics =
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...
STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.
Piece of CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you would just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change your oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderful variety of problems galore
Will there be a time
Where I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering. . .
