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Dellamorte Dellamore: Cookie

Posted: Sep 14th 2008
Mood: Annoyed

Thank you, internet, your ignorance has proven that your indeterminate amount of resources has once again failed to keep up with the fast-paced influxes of daily life and its popular culture.

Popular culture that has taken the country of these united states by storm for about 40 years now.

"Yes, Molly, the big hairy man alongside that solitary spaceship captain is from an ancient race of mighty warriors from the planet Kashyyyk, a Cookie. Yes, Molly, a COOKIE. Just like the kind you eat after dinner, Molly, the exact same kind! Every time you tear into a doughy, delicious circle of chocolaty chip goodness you are tearing asunder the soul of a long-line of proud fighters of hairy adventurers, you are killing them, Molly, you are like the devil, consuming their souls, harvesting and collecting them for your own pleasure and ultimately your grand scheme of being victorious over the army of heaven. You are the devil, Molly, you are no daughter of mine. I hate you. You are not my daughter, that woman that bared you is not my wife, this is not my beautiful house, same as it ever was, same as it ever was."

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