Posted

Aug 26th 2008

Music

Dragonforce - Heroes Of Our Time

Leading on to the events of...well...today.
Here's a story.

This past weekend, I suit up some armor and went into battle against ghosts, spirits, and a giant mechanical beast that was forged from demons. I fought hard and I reached the highest point possible in power. I rejoiced as people congratulated me on my achievement. I then celebrated by dancing in front of my enemies in the presence of a God.

6:00 PM rolled around and I had to switch to another form of armor to go into another dimension where I must destroy a plague that has befallen the land...the plague is called 'Hunger'. I commanded the forefront as I commanded my soldiers in battling this evil plague. I learned that my superior has fought battles against the might of the Zerg. So have I as I agree to give him my gatekey to enter that world once more to battle against my old foes. In return, he rewarded me a gift: 3 giant golden disks. Each disk what unique in its own way. I accepted his offering as it was time I leave my soldiers under his command...since there was another battle I must go to.

I switched armor to fight another battle. Using the offerings I received from my superior, I made an entire nation cheer my name as I shared my gift with the townspeople. The people chanted in unison as I introduced myself to the them. They knew who I am, however, they didn't know I was bringing them gifts. I then fought an epic battle against A MAN WITH A MECHANICAL HEAD!



He was a fearsome foe, but with my mask, my hair blowing in the wind, we fought, but the battle came to a draw as my foe suddenly joined my side, along with his mate, and his followers. They needed my help in obtaining a sacred elixir that will help them achieve the highest uphoria a human being can experience. They also needed weapons so they can battle against the GODS OF ROCK that night. Along with my drunken partner, we ventured in an epic journey to finding the elixir and the ancient weapons.

We ventured to the stronghold where my drunken friend dwells. Apparently, he owns the ancient weapons the Bot-Man and his followers asked us for. After venturing through the 'Thicket of Cables', we found the mighty weapons...THE AXES OF LES PAUL!

With weapons on tow, we then ventured forth in a epic journey to find the Elixir of Ultimate Uphoria. We stopped at a bazzar where the elixir is rumored to be. After searching through the wares of the beggar woman, we found the elixir! Apparently, she didn't realize how valuable the elixir was as we managed to purchase the elixir with 1 gold. We left the bazzar unharmed.

My friend and I then returned to the townspeople as that rejoiced and danced to music of times past. Also, it seems my friend purchased something else from the bazzar that I didn't see. It seems to be INFLATABLE GENITALIA! There was much mating that night between the townspeople as we prepared the battle against the mighty Gods of Rock.

With Axes in tow, the man with the robot head, his mate, and my drunken friend...along with the courage and might of the townspeople...we fought an epic battle against the mighty Gods.

After 2 gruesome hours, our battle ended on 'Highway Star'...5 stars shined below us...we have won.

The townspeople then bid me farewell as I then left to go back to my stronghold...where I must rest my head...because more battles await me the next day...especially against the plague. At least that's how I receive my gold.

On to the next day!

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Ex out.

....jesus...been listening to too much Dragonforce...

THE NEW ALBUM ROCKS! GET IT! I GOT IT! IT'S AMAZING! ULTRA BEATDOWN! YAY! AWESOME!

Ok...now I'm done...