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Now you're a hero (ID: 134684) 2:13 Reachground Newgrounds

[00:43] Woif16: YOU
[00:43] gambit320: Yes?
[00:43] Woif16: Piros III: So, anyway, I can't tell what's wrong? Would YOU be able to tell me what's the matter, She-of-Giant-Rack?
[00:43] gambit320: ...DDD!
[00:43] Woif16: BEST. PARAODY FAN FIX EVAR
[00:43] Woif16: *FIX
[00:44] Woif16: *FIC DAMNIT
[00:44] Woif16: http://www.geocities.com/lordchaos009/
[00:45] Woif16: Srsly funny shit
[00:45] gambit320: Kuhn: WHOOT! Did her breasts just jump from 34-B to 25-E in the past thirty seconds??

Haseo: ...you can tell just by looking...?

Kuhn: It's a gift. >
[00:45] gambit320: D
[00:46] Woif16: Yes DD
[00:48] Woif16: and you read that far fast
[00:48] gambit320: I just kinda skimed through at first
[00:48] gambit320: I'll read more later
[00:48] Woif16:
[00:48] Woif16: the dood has been throwing in people from the GameFAQs forums
[00:49] gambit320: OO
[00:49] Woif16: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=929995&topic=42236946&page=11
[00:49] Woif16: THATS THE THREAD
[00:49] gambit320: OOO
[00:52] Woif16: [Yugaspard and Kaibata are looking as if she has just raped and murdered both their mothers and urinated on their corpses for good measure. They are unbelievably angry]
[00:52] gambit320: D
[01:01] Woif16: ... OH GOD
[01:01] Woif16: Chaos_Virus: ...remember how the Azure Trio haven't made any cameos yet...?

Pi and RP #3: ...it CAN get worse...

DoubleStriker73: THE AGENTS ARE GO!!!

[Upbeat music begins to play...then...]
[01:01] gambit320: ?
[01:02] Woif16: Chaos_Virus: ...remember how the Azure Trio haven't made any cameos yet...?

Pi and RP #3: ...it CAN get worse...


[01:02] Woif16: Chaos_Virus: ...remember how the Azure Trio haven't made any cameos yet...?

Pi and RP #3: ...it CAN get worse...

DoubleStriker73: THE AGENTS ARE GO!!!

[Upbeat music begins to play...then...]
[01:02] gambit320:
[01:03] Woif16: Azure Kite: ......! [Hell no! We just need to make a dramatic appearance from an unlikely place!]

Azure Orca: ......! [I am SO sick of those Yaoi jokes! It's almost as old as people saying I'm naked! HELLO! MAN-SKIRT HERE! DOES THIS MAKE ME NAKED?!

Azure Balmung: ......? [Come to think of it, since we're already dead, how can we possibly have any sexual urges AT ALL?]

Azure Orca: ..... [Good point.]

Azure Balmung: ........? [In addition, the same woulde go for the Kingdom Hearts Nobodies, right? So they COULDN'T have any Yaoi fan pairings!]

Azure Kite: .....! [Let's write to Roxas! He's finally got a weapon against those messed-up females!]
[01:03] gambit320: DD
[01:04] Woif16: This paradoy is epic
[01:04] Woif16: AND I HAVE WORK IN 6 HOURS
[01:04] Woif16: AND I AM NOT GONNA SLEEP TILL I AM DONE WITH THIS
[01:04] gambit320: So why not just stay up and then sleep after work?
[01:06] Woif16: dood
[01:06] Woif16: read last sentance
[01:06] Woif16: AND I AM NOT GONNA SLEEP TILL I AM DONE WITH THIS
[01:06] Woif16: and I am like on
[01:06] Woif16: Chapter 4?
[01:06] Woif16: out of
[01:06] Woif16: 12?
[01:07] Woif16: or something
[01:07] Woif16: and even then
[01:07] Woif16: I am gonna read my book afterwords
[01:07] gambit320: Well I'm not going to sleep until I finish Justice League season 2
[01:07] gambit320: then i might start 3...
[01:08] Woif16: Heh
[01:08] gambit320: But I have no work
[01:08] Woif16: I work from 7:45-1
[01:08] Woif16: at a kennel
[01:08] gambit320: I woke up at 5 PM today
[01:08] Woif16: that has like
[01:08] Woif16: 100+ dogs right now
[01:08] gambit320: ;-; ...are they gonna get put to sleep?
[01:08] Woif16: KENNEL
[01:08] Woif16: Boarding
[01:08] Woif16: paying customers
[01:08] gambit320: OH! RIGHT
[01:08] Woif16: And there is a shelter part too
[01:08] Woif16: for cats and dogs
[01:08] gambit320: IDK why I was thinking of the pound
[01:08] Woif16: we also board cats
[01:09] gambit320:
[01:09] Woif16: and we are a NO KILL shelter
[01:09] gambit320: Good
[01:09] Woif16: there was one cat who was there since 2003
[01:09] Woif16: and only got adopted
[01:09] Woif16: like last year
[01:09] gambit320: :> Thats good for the little kitty
[01:09] Woif16: She was the kind of cat who went YOU DONT CHOSE ME. I CHOSE YOU.
[01:10] Woif16: She LITTERALLY sabatoged her adoptions till that one
[01:10] gambit320: DD
[01:10] Woif16: Like would PEE on the floor right in front of the people who were interested
[01:11] gambit320: lulz
[01:12] Woif16: ............
[01:12] Woif16: [The music starts. People come up on stage and start singing about angsty things that happen to each of them.]

Pi: ...wow, people sure know how to bitch, huh?

Random Player #3: You don't know the half of it...

[Right on cue, the Moon-Tree Scouts appear]

Sailor Moon-Tree: Sorry I'm late! I hope I haven't missed anything!

IYOTENite: As a matter of face... YOU HAVEN'T! [He appears onstage] Alright! [transforms the singers into a giant monster with black clothing, angsty expression on it's face]

IYOTENite: This is the ultimate mondo-depressed evil monster, Y.O.M.A. Gothzilla!
[01:13] gambit320:
[01:14] Woif16: Random Player #3: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE INTERNET DUMBASSES WRITE ABOUT THE MEETINGS OF SAILOR MOON AND DRAGONBALL Z!!! IT'S HORRIBLE! AND THE MOVIES... AMERICAN PORN STUDIOS WOULD BE ASHAMED TO AIR IT! Well, maybe not those in San Fernando Valley... BUT THE REST OF THEM FOR SURE!!!
[01:14] gambit320: D!!
[01:15] Woif16: this guy needs better than a geocities site
[01:15] Woif16: I would HONESTLY buy this if he made it into a book when hes done
[01:16] gambit320: Isn't there a website that publishes books?
[01:16] Woif16: uhhh
[01:16] Woif16: Wowio?
[01:16] Woif16: they publish webcomic ebooks I think..
[01:16] Woif16: but also this is a fan fic
[01:16] Woif16: copyright issues
[01:16] gambit320: FOUND IT!
[01:16] gambit320: http://www.lulu.com/
[01:17] gambit320: I know one fanfic is on that site
[01:17] gambit320: a horrible one that makes me laugh hysterically
[01:17] Woif16: Random Player #3: This place is indestructible! You see, it had to be bomb-proof, bullet-proof, giant-robot-proof, apocalypse-proof and jealous-wife-proof.

Pi: Ah I- wait, what was that last one?

Random Player #3: The most important feature. It had to be installed shortly after Madame Insane found her husband here. God, you should have seen this place...
[01:18] gambit320: D
[01:19] Woif16: Pi: ...so, didja get the goods?

Random Player #3: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SECRET DRUG TRADE?!
[01:20] gambit320: W-Wait but how can one have drugs in an online game...
[01:20] Woif16: they adress many other points
[01:20] Woif16: like how they can make facial expressions they shouldnt be able to make
[01:20] Woif16: the moving o f the body in non-combat things
[01:20] Woif16: etc
[01:20] Woif16: so your a tad late
[01:21] gambit320: True
[01:23] Woif16: Random Player #3: Think that'll happen any time THIS century, Chaos?

Chaos_Virus: With any luck!

Pi: ...in that case, how much for one of those drugs, #3?

Random Player #3: [evil grin] First one's always free.

Pi: Then how much will twelve cost me?

Random Player #3: More than CC Corp's annual net income.

Pi: DAMN!
[01:24] gambit320: Poor Pi
[01:24] gambit320: she needs her fix
[01:24] Woif16: Due to CV taking forever to write and how much of a leecher Khun is
[01:25] gambit320:
[01:26] Woif16: Random Player #3: Think that'll happen any time THIS century, Chaos?

Chaos_Virus: With any luck!

Pi: ...in that case, how much for one of those drugs, #3?

Random Player #3: [evil grin] First one's always free.

Pi: Then how much will twelve cost me?

Random Player #3: More than CC Corp's annual net income.

Pi: DAMN!
[01:26] Woif16: grr
[01:26] Woif16: Chaos_Virus: I wouldn't talk, Ms. I-Have-To-Literally-Trap-Endrance-In-A-Block-Of-Ice-To-Get-Him-To-Stay-With-Me!

Saku: .....KILL CHAOS! KILLKILLKILLKI-

[An ice-cream truck falls out of nowhere and crushes Saku]
[01:26] gambit320:
[01:27] Woif16: ...
[01:27] Woif16: [The camera follows - Avatar Space is done up like a dance club - Magus is the DJ spinning records and the Avatars are dancing wildly. All of them appear to be drunk, and Innis, Macha and Tarvos all lift up their tops to the drooling onlookers.]

Salvadore: ...I... don't believe it...

Pink Gorre: Neither do I - Bo here just beat me at Poker! [grabs the Blue Gorre by the neck] HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A ROYAL FLUSH?!

Blue Gorre: Hehe- that's the way the game is played! Now pay up, sis!

Pink Gorre: Okay, fine... [grumbles]

Skeith: HEY! SHUT THAT DOOR! MY EYES HURT! ALL THREE OF 'EM!

Salvadore: Oh, uh, sorry... [closes the door] Uh... oookay... well, at least we have something for the Uncensored Version...
[01:27] Woif16: [The legend "ONLINE JACK: UNSENSORED SECRETS OF CC CORP FINALLY REVEALED! Now yours on DVD for only $29.99" Appears on the screen]
[01:28] gambit320: OOO
[01:28] Woif16: GET READING
[01:28] gambit320: D: But I'm watching JL
[01:29] Woif16: Sakaki: And I swear, furthermore, on my honor as a pacifist, that I am NOT some kind of evil child genius bent on enforcing his radical beliefs on the citizens of The World using some form of malevolent artificial intelligence. That is DECIDEDLY untrue!

Zelkova: That notion is as untrue as that of me forming this guild to further my cover of an innocent child when underneath it all I'm [speaking as if it is ridiculous] the legendary hacker, Helba or something! [laughs]
[01:29] Woif16: I still dont think Zel is Helba
[01:29] Woif16: Maybe her Son
[01:29] Woif16: Or an AI
[01:29] Woif16: .... OH GAD
[01:29] Woif16: MY BRAIN
[01:29] Woif16: IT BURNS
[01:29] gambit320: I thought that the one guidebook suggested that he was an AI
[01:29] Woif16: IT BURNSSSSSSSS
[01:30] gambit320: ?
[01:30] Woif16: Helba x Lios
[01:30] Woif16: making a kid
[01:30] Woif16: whos Zelkova
[01:30] gambit320: DX IT BURNS! IT BURNS
[01:30] Woif16: I mean.. it WOULD make sense
[01:30] Woif16: and go with the Epitath of the Twillight
[01:30] Woif16: and explain Zelkovas owning netslum hacking and color scheme
[01:31] gambit320: Yes
[01:31] Woif16: Well Helba x Lios on;ly works for the epitath
[01:32] Woif16: he would want to get rid of netslum would he not?
[01:32] Woif16: ... I UNNO
[01:32] Woif16: *never did play all 4 orignal games*
[01:32] gambit320: I beat the first one and almost beat the second one...
[01:32] gambit320: never got the third or fourth
[01:32] Woif16: ...
[01:32] Woif16: Your sorta like me
[01:33] gambit320: I'm halfway through three of GU
[01:33] Woif16: execpt I bought 3rd and 4th
[01:33] Woif16: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FINAL BOSS IS?
[01:33] Woif16: in GU
[01:33] gambit320: Nope OO
[01:33] Woif16: MR. NEVER FUCKING DIES FROM THE FIRST 4
[01:33] gambit320: ... N-No... please no... not him
[01:34] gambit320: DX Thats where I am in 2
[01:34] gambit320: he doesn't wanna stay dead
[01:34] Woif16: A ROUND OF APLAUSE FOR CUBIA
[01:34] Woif16: But yea hes back
[01:34] Woif16: the avatar battle with him is FUN though
[01:34] Woif16: since Skeith is uber power full
[01:35] gambit320: I need to level up and beat Ovan
[01:35] Woif16: Again huh?
[01:35] gambit320: I can get him down to about half
[01:36] Woif16: have you fought him avatar again or no?
[01:36] Woif16: Its nuts
[01:36] gambit320: I don't think so
[01:36] Woif16: his left arm?
[01:36] gambit320: I can't remember most of the third game
[01:36] gambit320: I should probably restart
[01:36] Woif16: its like AIDA is a fucking tumor
[01:36] Woif16: with a cannon on the end
[01:36] Woif16: ... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
[01:37] Woif16: What is wrong with you?
[01:37] Woif16: I HAVE A TUMOR WITH A FUCKING CANNON ON THE END
[01:37] Woif16: *SHOOTS SOMETHING*
[01:37] Woif16: CANNON TUMOR MAN TO THE RESCUE
[01:38] Woif16: 8D
[01:38] gambit320: D
[01:38] Woif16: Oh and since you havent beat Ovan yet
[01:38] Woif16: no xth form
[01:38] Woif16:
[01:39] Woif16: *posts the cannon tumor on the thing*
[01:40] Woif16: *the thread where the guy is writing*
[01:40] Woif16: I said
[01:40] Woif16: Oh god. I was just talking about the last fight with Ovan and I was trying to describe his left arm in the avatar fight. And I came up with a Tumor with a cannon on the end. WHO WANTS A CANNON TUMOR?
[01:41] Woif16: ... if he puts that in the story...
[01:42] Woif16: Ovan: I HAVE A CANNON TUMOR
[01:42] gambit320: DD!!
[01:42] Woif16: I can SOOO see him doing that
[01:42] Woif16: I mean for gods sake
[01:42] Woif16: someone else in the begining of the thread
[01:42] Woif16: Ovan: Okay, everyone, I've called you all here today because I have a very important announcement to make.
Haseo: You've finally found the Twilight Key?
Shino: You're finally going to propose to me?
Tabby: You're going to give everyone free ice cream for the rest of their lives?
Sakisaka: You're finally giving up this ridiculous quest?
B-Set: You're finally going to pay attention to me?
Gord: You're finally going to let me beat the living daylights out of you?
Ovan: No, no, where the hell did that come from, no, no, and HELL NAW!!
All: Well, what have you got to tell us then?
[01:43] Woif16: Ovan: Well, I've had some tests run, and it turns out I've got AIDS.
*Everyone is too shocked to speak*
Ovan: Wait, did I say AIDS? I meant AIDA. I've been diagnosed with a serious case of AIDA.
Everyone: OvO
Ovan: Hey, whyareyoualllookingatmeliketha--
*Everybody else starts stabbing Ovan*

[01:45] Woif16: so yea
[01:45] Woif16: I can see him using
[01:45] Woif16: Ovan: I HAVE A CANNON TUMOR
[01:46] gambit320:
[01:46] Woif16: ...
[01:46] Woif16: OH GOD
[01:47] Woif16: Him fighting with haseo
[01:47] Woif16: FEAR MY CANNON TUMOR *blasts Haseo*
[01:47] Woif16: GOD DAMNIT WHY ISNT BAL ON WHEN I COME UP WITH THIS SHIT
[01:48] gambit320: its because hes off at Otakon
[01:48] Woif16: >O
[01:48] Woif16: Now I wish I was there
[01:48] Woif16: it would be so fun
[01:48] Woif16: to go up to Haseos VA
[01:48] Woif16: and shout
[01:48] Woif16: OVAN HAS A CANNON TUMOR
[01:48] gambit320: DDD
[01:49] Woif16: Even better if Ovans VA was there
[01:49] Woif16: I wonder if I would be able to get him to go
[01:49] gambit320: I know that Haseo's was but IDK about his
[01:49] Woif16: I HAVE A CANNON TUMOR
[01:49] Woif16: in ovans tone
[01:49] Woif16: I would have to record it on video somehow
[01:49] Woif16: I would pay someone to tape it and give me a copy
[01:50] Woif16: ... I AM GONN APUT THIS ALL ON A SHEEZYART JOURNAL
[01:50] gambit320: Am I gonna be mentioned?
[01:51] Woif16: Copy pasting convo
[01:51] Woif16: so yes
[01:51] gambit320: awesome