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zEEmORt: 49 useless factoids about yours truly

  zEEmORt: 49 useless factoids about yours truly
Posted
Jun 6th 2008
Mood
Ashamed
wee.

What color is your toothbrush?
Blue and white.

Name one person that made you smile today?
Uhhh. Friend o' mine, Kaylee.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Watching Al Murray on DVD.

What is your favorite candy bar?
Uh. Yorkie?

Have you ever been to a strip club?
I have had neither the opportunity nor the desire to do so.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Get your girlfriend to do it."

What is the best ice cream flavor?
Neopolitan motherfucker.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Rockstar Juiced

What was the last thing you ate?
Uhhh. Whatever I had for breakfast. It might have been a croissant. Don't think me to be a yuppie, they were super cheap at the store.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Uhhh. I'm in need of buying some new bras but have yet to purchase them.

When was the last time you ran?
I'm an overweight gothfag nerd. Under what circumstances would I ever have the want - much less the capability - to run?

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to on myspace?
Fucked if I know. Haven't checked the thing in a while.

Do you take vitamins daily?
I take B6 at certain times of the month and uhh, that's it. I take other supplements though.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
Nope.

Do you have a tan?
Somehow I've managed to get it on one arm.

Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
Hell fucking no. Pizza is my raison d'etre.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Uh, not really. Don't like feelin' gassy. It's rare for me to drink soda anyway.

What did your last text message say?
Incoming was something about a hotel room in Brighton
outgoing was something about not being able to get online for a while.
I'm exciting.

Are you someone's best friend?
Uhhh. Possibly? It seems kind of arrogant to say so.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Work. Cursing my existence. Work.

Where is your dad?
Watching TV downstairs I believe.

Look to your left, what do you see?
I don't know who that sexy minx in the mirror is.

What color is your watch?
Black. Used to be blue. I don't know what happened, perhaps I corrupted it with my ~~goth aura~~

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Uh. Beer?

Do you use chapstick?
If my lips are chapped!

What is your birthstone?
Opal.
I only remember because October and Opal both start with the same letter.
I'm bright like that.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Uhh. It's rare for me to go into fast food places. They're not generally all that appealing if you don't eat meat.

Do you have a dog?
I have two and they are my babies.

Last guy you talked on the phone with?.
I have an honest-to-god phobia of phones so I don't remember.

Last girl you talked on the phone with?
See above.

Have you met anyone famous?
Uhhh. I once had an argument on the internet with one of the guys from Deadstar Assembly, if that counts.

Any plans today?
Maybe get some more biology revision done. I will probably instead end up drinking and watching movies. A+

Ever go to college?
Not yet! I could've gone to college / a sixth form college but I instead chose to stay on at my cesspit of a school, hooray.

Do you dye your hair?
Yeah, kinda needs doing again but I'm leaving it for another week.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Currently I'd probably say my health. Or the fact that, having not seen my boyfriend for THREE MONTHS I'm starting to perv over anyone with a set of testicles. It makes me feel guilty and stupid!

Last song listened to?
Uhh. Something my brother had on. It was Dopestars Inc but I dunno the track.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yeah but it might take me a while.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Sorry I'm not a yuppie.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I'd say my Doc Martens but they cripple me so I don't wear them that often. Should really see about breaking them in.
I mostly wear pretty plain black trainers. NOTHING SPECIAL.

What was your wedding song?
was?

Are you jealous of anyone?
Perhaps.

Is any one jealous of you?
Hahaha, I doubt it.

Do any of your friends have children?
At 18?
There aren't any trailer parks around here, so...

What do you usually do during the day?
Masturbate and cry like all the other goths.
Currently most of my time is spent doing biology work. What japes.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
One.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Uh, quite possibly.

Do you like cats?
They're pretty okay.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I don't even know what that is!

How did you get your worst scar?
Uhh. I have a few scars on my wrist that look pretty bad.
Now of course that sounds very serious and angsty. But I got them making brownies at school. The oven gloves were tiny fucking things and since the baking trays were flimsy as fuck you had to grab the two longer sides. In doing so I managed to burn my left wrist pretty badly. Blistered and everything. It only really shows up on the rare occasions in which I am tanned.
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Munkee Says:

What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Get your girlfriend to do it."


That sounded dirty to me. :<

m u Dlo Bst Er Says:

Hey you can perv over me guilt and stupid free

I'm stupid enough for both of us!

Verion Says:

tan on one arm generally from having your hand sitting on the open window in a car