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Kirito: whoo random retard RP xD

  Kirito: whoo random retard RP xD
Posted
Jan 9th 2005
Mood
Lazy
Music
Night-pierrot
just an insight into what type of RPs me and abi*poonyo* do xD meaning gag/fucking stupid off our heads RP
But seriously WTF was I on the night we did this 1.

Daiton *not my gaia av* is my chara :0 the perverted jerk and is totally obsessed with cake and says WTF too much.

Kaiden is Abi's he's like fluffy cute and kinda weird xD its how Abi plays him. She's mad. Well we both are. Mad retarded idiots xD but Hiro is my fav chara of hers in RP he's so awesome.

this is like spontaneous fast RP BTW.

Kai: *sitting and wrapping present badly*

Daiton: *has been lying on the couch all day* who's that for

Kai: It's for my secret lover *sarcastic but doesn't really sound like it*

Dai: you have a secret lover >O I'll kick his ass

Kai: how do you know it's a man? o: > *as if it's possible for him to have a girl xD;*

Dai: please if you're bi then hell must have frozen

Kai: baa I can get anyone I wanted >: *gets up to go pee-pee*

Dai: SUUUUUURE

Kai: you know it's true! I could walk up to anyone on the street and they would want to be my BF/GF *yells from bathroom and you hear him tinkle xD;;;*

Dai: HA HA yeah right you'd prolly get raped every night and not even from a man weakling

Kai: I'm not that weak! You really should see a doctor about your weird fantasies about me being raped. >p

Dai: WTF I don't fantasize about you being raped XO my fantasies consist mostly of cake and icing X)

Kai: probably you being humped by a cakemon

Dai: WTF NO way XO more like you covered in icing......I mean some hot guy covered in icing :0~

Kai: *blush* you are so perverted...and you know I would eat it before it was on me Dx

Dai: no i'd lick it off you first >D~

Kai: I'm a faster licker than you >D

Dai: XO fast is boring you can't enjoy it you've gotta do it nice n slow and sensual so you can savour the taste

Kai: I guess you're right, but the icing would get all hard and I wouldn't be able to move D:

Dai: ooh we should definitely do that then

Dai: and I can just bite into the hard shell to reveal the soft centre >D

Kai: you're sick ;0; omg~ so scary I can't even imagine what you would do. *goes back to wrapping present* yay I'm done : D it looks...terrible but that's not what matters! Will you come with me to the post office?

Dai: you love it really. awww but I wanna be lazy D:

Kai: you can sit wheelbarrow thingy and I'll push you xD

Dai: WTF no way i'll look like a retard

Kai: I know D: so just walk with me, it's not like I'm making you hold hands with me

Dai: XO grah....only if you buy or make me a cake

Kai: I'll buy it, I'm lazy today D:
 

Comments

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GYoung Says:

that was the most pointless thing i've ever read ....s'like i'll never be able to get back the 3 minutes of my life it took to read it ^^.

LOL cake it was amusing though.

arachnophiliac Says:

That may have been pointless, but it was halarious. I can actually picture something like that in a comic/manga happening. @.@; Odd, but cute.

Birdie13 Says:

Ditto what arachnophiliac said. That was great!

Hyouden Says:

xDD Pointless but worth reading -laughs- Dai's obsession of cake is amuseing.