Posted

Apr 3rd 2008

Mood

Annoyed

yeah its late, it was yesterday, but read on to find out why its today instead of yesterday.

Well first of all my internet providers idea of an April fools joke was to change the internet speed of all their customers from 20Mbps, to 1KBps(as you can imagine It was just so slow I couldn't actually do anything)

NOW ON TO THE OTHER STUFF.

first of all because of that joke my ISP did I couldn't see all the cool internet jokes, but I'll tell you about the ones in real life!

My mom hid ALL THE FOOD IN THE HOUSE saying she needed to go shopping soon as a joke, but then the time it took me to find what I was looking for wasted just enough time for me to be late for school.

I got to school to find I had a green line already even though I wasn't even at school yet, I noticed everybody else had one and it turned out it was the attendance clerks idea of a joke, then she realized that when you get a green line you're fined $2-5 dollars depending on how many other green lines you've gotten, since most of you don't go to my school you probably don't know what the heck I'm talking about, my school has an Open campus so to make sure they know who is and is not at school at what time(for like, judicial things and stuff) they have a BIG chart with everybody's names on it, every single student AND staff member, you find your name and check in(put a mark under in in under the correct day) and when you leave, check out(check under out under the correct day), coming to school but not checking in or leaving but not checking out will get you a green line in he box you didn't check, then you're fined, and everyday you don't pay it gets bigger, and if you never pay then they kick you out, if you check out but stay at school you don't get any marking but you get yelled at and fined, if you get to school after 11:00am then you get a red dot which doesn't really do anything but if they add up to a lot they give you a bad attendance notification and if your attendance doesn't improve they kick you out, but you can negate them by telling the attendance clerk what time you're leaving and if its more then 5 hours from when you tell her then she gives you a blue dot and its fine.


NOW! BACK TO THE PRANKS THAT HAPPENED!

one of my EX-Friends, recently, he's been harassing me and calling me a Backstabbing fat fagot know-it-all, everyday, but only when nobody else is around, and Denys it when other people are around.

today he came up to me and said "I'm really sorry, I was just kinda upset when you voted in favor* of me being suspended for burning shoes on campus.... APRIL FOOLS!" I knew it was a joke anyways since he has a terrible poker face and also since the harassment started WAY before he got suspended, so I retaliated with "thats fine because I already forgive you... APRIL FOOLS"

then I threw a book titled "You can trust the communists***" at him and left the room.

I was walking home and it started raining, also because I was running a lot that day I was tired, one of the older students** from my school who's old enough to drive offered to give me a ride since he was passing by my house anyways, but oh wait, APRIL FOOLS, then he drives off leaving me in the middle of the road in a black jacket in a dark rainstorm with still 20 minutes left to walk.

I get home and the entire LIVING ROOM is empty! I have no freaking idea why! it wasn't an April fools day joke since nobody shouted April fools, so I just kinda walked up to my room and found I couldn't browse the internet(I still had enough of a connection for really slow IMing though ) and watched TV to find not nearly enough TV shows were doing April fools day jokes.

I spent the rest of the day reading Manga books I got from Anime Boston that I still haven't read.

to make it worse I couldn't actually have any conversations with anybody at school because nobody would beleive what I said assuming that shortly after would be an APRIL FOOLS.

I hate April fools day...








*in my school if you do something really bad you get referred to school meeting where any student or staff member can go to and vote on and decide your sentence.

**my school is mixed ages, all at once, from ages 4-20(if you haven't graduated by 20 they just don't let you enroll again the next semester)

***every room in my school has like, 3 bookshelf's, and the room I usually hang out is filled with the funniest titled books, sexual education books from 1950, books about communism, and MORE.