Posted

Feb 22nd 2008

Omoide Presents: Real Bad Guys of Genius!!

Today we salute you, Sephiroth, in a 10 year anniversary special!

Oh mighty Second-FF-Character-to-become-god-like, you proved having a mother complex doesn’t matter about the mother being whole, but in pieces! Carrying around your mother’s head like a trophy, you killed the sweetest female characters on a whim!

Dabbled a little in Ganondorf’s Guide of Resurrection, have we? Using your little brother’s body as a vessel? Not a problem! Show that Ganondorf that you don’t need a piece of golden triangle to come back to rape beat up that spiky haired semi-hero!

Though arguably the best villain character in gaming history, it was 10 years ago this day that one little spiky haired 11 year old blond kicked your ass after two months of getting the shit kicked out of him by you and did a victory dance on his aunt’s couch while eating cake since it was his aunt’s birthday.

So here’s to you, oh hottest FF7 silver haired villian! May you induce more of Cloud’s wet dreams and ours! ^.~