"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may" ...yes.
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- Feb 14th 2008
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Share your fave quotes from movies! Cause I like never spam my journal with pointless entires. Purely for amusement.
Team America World Police -
Chris “Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?â€
Team America World Police
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!
Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...
Hot Fuzz
Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
Se7en
David Mills: C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka - "Everything in this room is eatable. I, in fact, am eatable. but that my dear children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies." –
POTC2
Captain Jack Sparrow "You know, these clothes do not suit you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin!" -
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: “Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!â€
Narrator: “This is insane!â€
Tyler Durden: “no. Your insane.â€
THESE WILL NEVER BE FINISHED AND I HAVE SO MANY MORE! D: *fails at life*
giascle Says:
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
- HAL
OleanderVyce Says:
Lol Team America... Ah nostalgia. I loved that bit after Michael Moore blew up Team America HQ and they come back and are all, "WHAT HAPPENED!" and the dude's like, "Some sneaky socialist weasel blew up HQ". I died.
Hem. Other than that...
"Listen Doug, I don't like leaving my country. And I especially don't like leaving my country for anything less than warm sandy beaches with cocktails with little straw hats."
"But we have beaches, Avi..."
"So? Who the fuck wants to see them."
~ Snatch
"Funny, you like samurai swords. I like baseball."
~ Kill Bill, Vol. 1
"Can I get... any of you cunts a drink?"
~ Shaun of the Dead
"Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
"You know there's nothing wrong with that name."
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
~ Office Space
Masked Kitty Says:
POTC3
Jack:"NOBODY MOVE!......I dropped me brain.."
Rafica Says:
Happy Feet:
"Ramon: Yeah, I saw an animal do that once and then they rolled him over and he was dead."
The Man In The Iron Mask
"Athos: What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else?
Aramis: Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else."
Hidalgo
"Sheik Riyadh: And you, an unbeliever in the tent of a man who can trace his very blood back to Adam, you will be removed of your infidel self.
Frank T. Hopkins: Removed of my what?
Sheik Riyadh: Like a stallion not worthy of breeding."
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Simon: Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."
i keep a shitload of kewl quotes in my shoutbox, take a looksy if ur bored^^
Faosyrith Says:
The Producers:
"The penalty for breaking the Sigfreid Oath, is DEAS!"
"Is that anything like death?"
"Yeth!"
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
"Ford."
"Yes?"
"I feel like I'm a sofa."
The Pagemaster:
"It's east, by a piece of broccoli!"
Pablo Molinero Says:
Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
"The Caller"
~Phone Booth
It's all in the delivery.
CloudyCloud Says:
-Spider-man 3-
Waitress: how's the pie?
Harry Osborn: *eats pie and smiles* Soo good.
-Back to the Future 2-
Griff- GRAAAAMPS!! WHAT THE HELL AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!
Old Biff- You always did have a way with women
Biff 1955- GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAR OLD MAN!!
Old Biff- IT'S LEAVE YOU IDIOT! MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE! YOU SOUND LIKE A DAMN FOOL WHEN YOU SAY IT!
Biff 1955- ALRIGHT THEN, LEAVE!!!
Jackass Number 2
Chris Pontius- that's semen alright!
LMAO!!
sckry Says:
'no...but theres two kinds of asbestos, theres bad asbestos, and then theres nice asbestos.'
-Black Books
'This isn't oak! You fool!! I ask for oak!!'
-Black Books
Rimmer: You can't bludgeon death over the head!
Lister: If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off.
-Red Dwarf
'On a large enough timescale, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.'
-Fight Club
Thats all I can think of at the moment.
InsertCoin Says:
What was his body-language like?
Well he was breathing and standing... I think all sings point to alive.
-Gilmore Girls (season 4) [I know...it's no movie... but I thought maybe it counts too xD]
X Octavius Says:
"When a man gets on his knees and sucks your cock, you've created a pact."
- Team America
"God help us. We're in the hands of engineers."
- Jurassic Park