Posted

Dec 19th 2007

Mood

Tired

Music

System of a Down - Psycho

First off... Do you feel stupid?
[] Yes
[X] No
[] Don't Know

Can you read?
[] No
[X] Yes

Do you read?
[] Never
[X] Yes
[] Do comic books count?

Do people call you oafish?
[] No
[] All the time
[X] Huh?

What about vacuous?
[] No
[] Yes
[X] What does that mean?

A plane crashes on the United States - Canada border. Where are the survivors buried?
[] Depends on nationality
[] Canada
[] United States
[] Mexico
[X] They aren't

How many planets are in this solar system?
[] Five
[] Seven
[] Eight
[X] Nine
[] Ten

Jan is twice as old as her sister Betty, but half of Joe's age. Betty just got married. How old is Joe most likely to be?
[] 8
[] 16
[] 44
[] 60
[X] 84

Look at your computer time. Is it correct?
[] No
[X] Yes
[] To within a second!

How many F's are in the following sentence:

OFTEN, FISH FIND FOOD AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF SWIMMING THE CHANNEL OF RALPH.
[] Five
[] Six
[] Seven
[X] Eight
[] Nine
[] Ten

What is the sum of integers from 1 to 10?
[] 11
[] 35
[] 50
[X] 55
[] 57
[] 101

How did you figure out the last problem?
[] Guessed
[] Wrote it out on paper
[] In my head
[] A calculator
[X] The 'Gauss' method

Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ...
[X] Grasshopper
[] Dog
[] Alligator
[] Grass
[] Bird

How much dirt is in a 2m x 2m x 2m hole in the ground?
[] A lot
[] None
[] 8m
[X] 8m3

Which of the following is least like the others?
[X] Cucumber
[] Carrot
[] Tomato
[] Apple
[] Watermelon

If you were called perspicacious, how would you feel?
[] Insulted
[] Hurt
[] Neutral
[] That means sexual, right?
[X] Complimented

How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
[] Once
[] Twice
[] About 3-4 times
[] About 5 or 6 times
[X] Just over 6 times

When you talk, what do others around you do?
[X] Listen
[X] Run
[] Pick their nose
[] Completely agree with you
[X] Argue back
[] Call you stupid

How many states (in the USA) border the Gulf of Mexico?
[X] Three
[] Four
[] Five
[] Six
[] Seven
[] Eight

What color is at the bottom of a rainbow?
[X] Violet
[] Red
[] Blue
[] Green
[] Orange

An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
[] North
[] Northwest
[X] West
[] South
[] Nowhere

A farmer has 20 sheep, and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left?
[] Five
[] Ten
[X] Fifteen
[] Twenty

How do batteries work?
[X] Electrochemical Reaction
[] Isothermal Convection
[] Magic
[] Electromotive Reduction
[] Miniature hamsters on a wheel

You are told to take a pill every hour. You have 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
[] 1 hour
[] 2 hours
[] 3 hours
[X] 4 hours

What is Antarctica?
[] A country
[] A state/province
[X]A continent

Which side is your left hand on when looking at your mirror image?
[X] Left
[] Right

What is the next number in this sequence:
0, 2, 4, 6, 8, ...
[] 9
[X] 10
[] 11
[] 16
[] 20

What about this sequence
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ...
[] 5
[] 6
[X] 7
[] 8
[] 9

Without looking, what is the second question that you answered?
[] Do you feel stupid?
[X] Can you read?

FYI, you get a nifty graphic to share with others at the end of the test.

If you end up being totally stupid will you show the graphic?
[X] Yes
[] No

What if you are totally smart?
[X] Yes
[] No