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Rattlecat: On The Defense Of A School

Posted: Dec 17th 2007
Mood: About to EXPLODE!

[09:03] Rattlecat Mandelbrott: ConDecepticon: LAWL want to hear something random and stupid?
ConDecepticon: Speeding tickets here will be raised by 60%, and the money will go to new school books.

IF YOU LOVE EDUCATION, BE SURE TO BREAK THE SPEED LIMIT EVERY DAY TO KEEP SCHOOLS FILLED WITH TEXT BOOKS.
[09:04] Chaz: ROFL
[09:04] Chaz: HOORAY FOR LEARNING
[09:04] Rattlecat Mandelbrott: I can see me now. Fucking giant black GMC Diesel Topkick, Ironhide on the license plate, window rolled down, speeding down the highway at 120mph, screaming: I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!
[09:05] Chaz:

DDD
[09:05] Chaz: And then
[09:05] Chaz: You go to school the next day
[09:05] Chaz: "DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME AN F. I PAY FOR YOUR BOOKS DAMMIT."
[09:05] Rattlecat Mandelbrott:

DD
[09:05] Rattlecat Mandelbrott: WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. I PAID 350 BUCKS FOR THIS BOOK. YOU BEND THAT SPINE AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS.
[09:06] Chaz:

DDD

Comments

Celestial Sunberry Says:

I hate spending money on text books!! O_O

Punk Jax Says:

LIES. 60% OF THAT WILL GO TO BUYING DILDOS TO STICK UP YOUR ASSES. D;
Yes, Rattles, you have more than one ass.

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