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Byte: A peek at the epic fail I once was

  Byte: A peek at the epic fail I once was
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Posted
Dec 9th 2007
So I was bored today, as its Saturday and for once I dont have work. I basically slept until about 3pm, got up to eat, played some guitar, talked with friends then settled in for a nice session of gaming. But as my attention span for gaming shortened I was reduced to web surfing.

Then what happens, but lo and behold, I stumble across my old NG account. You know, that old inactive one I havent visited for years (literally). Then with a jerk and shudder, I remembered and said to myself "oh my god, isnt this the account I submitted some of my first flashes on?"

So indeed it was.

So right now I'm watching over the first flashes I ever made, done with SwishMax no doubt. Keep in mind, its 2007 and Im 16. According to the NG page, these were submitted from January 2004 to March 2004. Therefore, I was still a silly 12 year old back then.

I hope to somehow get these permanently deleted. I have long lost the original files (although they may still be floating around somewhere on old backup CDs), so dont worry about those. But most importantly, we must destroy all evidence that these ever existed.

If you feel compelled to watch these flashes, for any reason, please bear in mind:

a) I was a stupid 12 year old.
b) I was using SwishMAX.
c) I thought Elvis was still alive.
d) My skills have improved since then (3 years, yeah).
e) I PLAYED FUCKING RUNESCAPE FOR GODS SAKE.
f) I was a stupid 12 year old.
g) If you dont want to view the flashes, some of the reviews are good for a laugh.

Please, don't anyone sue me. It's your choice if you want to watch them.

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clipnotdone Says:

Such a fine community NG has...

Dylan59 Says:

Byte's 10 Movie Tips...

"7) Have originality

Eg. Matrix spoofs, Terminator, etc."


I lol'd.

MeDP Says:

You'll always be an epic failiure in my book.

Prototype Says:

I luled.