Posted

Nov 25th 2007

1. Do you snore?
Not that I know of...

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I'M A FIGHTAHHH. For loooove.

3. What’s your worst fear?
Dying in the shower. But everyone knows that.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Haha, I thought it said 'ego maniac' at first. God, yeah, I was a complete Lego maniac. I had more Legos than I did Barbies.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Bullshit

6. Do you chew on your straws?
I did...but now I sympathize the poor li'l things.

7. Were you a cute baby?
HAHA. I was the cutest baby ON DA BLOCK.

8. Is the single life for you?
What? No.

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
That information is--*strangles your throat*

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
I WISH

12. Any secret talents?
I, guh...uh...What?

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Anyplace I can run around naked....in a chicken suit.

14. Can you swim?
I'm half Cuban.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Yep.

17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
Maybe I do! So what?

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Let's find out! One! Two! Thrrrreee! *ka-ruuunchhh*

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Yes

21. Are you a single child?
Unfortunately not

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Depends on which is the better of the two at the time.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
It's good for nourishment.

24. Is marriage in your future?
Most likely

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Sometimes.

26. What are you allergic to?
Nothing that exists on earth.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
Er...meaningly? Probably the last time I told my mommy I loved her.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
No

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Ah, last one I went to I was like 10, and had no idea what the hell was going on.

30. How do you like your eggs?
Depends on the mood.

31. Are blondes dumb?
Aren't we all?

32. Where does the other sock end up?
In a swirly vortex of tiiime

33. What time is it?
20:35

4. Do you have a nickname?
Aah, people call me lots of things.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
BLEGH. Can't stand the stuff.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Just hopped out of one

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Better than having it chopped off

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No.
I'm Batman.

41. What are you addicted to?
I dunno, but I really want pork right now.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
CRUNCHY

43. Can you crack your neck?
Not on purpose?

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Totally

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Apparently I'm not....

48. What colour are your eyes?
Like the colour of poo

50. Do you like your life?
Life...What's there not to like?

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Is that a trick question?

52. Are you psychic??
Yes...You will walk on a carpet tomorrow...

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Long time ago. Pretty good book, I must say.

54. Do you play any instruments?
I play the kazoo

55. Have you ever stolen money?
From my brother.

56. Can you snowboard?
LOL SNOW.

57. Do you like camping?
Nyeahhh...not with my family.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Nope

59. Do you believe in magic?
Not anymore :[

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Hell if I know.

61. You believe in divorce?
I don't believe in marrying someone you don't love in the first place.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Haha, no

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Who doesn't?

64. Is it cold outside today?
NO, I wish

65. What was the last thing you ate?
A cracker with cheese and some slimy meat. It was good though.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Not often

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
Ahah, yes

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
THANKS BUY OWNER!

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Too damn ass-pensive

70. Favourite song at the moment?
I dunno

71. When was the last time you had sex?
Never

72. Do you like your job?
I don't have one?

73. Do you like your classes in school?
Yeah, except English.

74. How do you like your meat cooked?
Er, cooked.

75. Do you like these surveys.
I suppose? Is that a question?