- Posted
- Nov 19th 2007
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Well you see... peoples are calling me short again!! AND I'M NOT SHORT!! REALLY!!!! I'm 5'3" Dx And theres this guy that teases me about it! So I want to tease him about his height!!
Ok his name is Ed and he's probably over 6ft... ironic rigjht? Well I call him beanstalk and I can't think of anything else to say!!!
I NEED TALL JOKES!! AND A BUNCH!!!!
Auby MADNESS Says:
Well, you're taller than me!
*Ish only 5'0* Hmmm... How about, "I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike?" Lol! Good luck!
Furya Says:
why not just stick ur leg out as hes walking and watch him fall?
or google tall jokes?
hinatasboyfriend Says:
truthfully I'm about 5'4"
oh you could say"hey I bet your favorite baseball team is the new york giants"
mokiblackstripes Says:
i dont think its right to tease him back.wow i think your taller than when i saw you last. im like 5' 5" now...
myRaven Says:
Hm...is he tall and skinny? 'Cause if he is, you can call him slim jim. That's all I can think of right now.
So you're 5'3"? I'm 5'7"! YAY!! I'm taller than someone! But you're not short. You're only 2 inches below average height and he is like, half a foot above average. 0.0 Man he's tall.
Renea Says:
"How thin is the air up there? I'm kind of concerned, it seems to be affecting your brain D:"
Sorry xD that was mean.
PaleDragon Says:
just shoot his legs off and call him short
moogleking5 Says:
tell him, "Your ugly and you can't read to well". I don't have any height joke but i have plent of other ones. either that or tell him he smells.
emtmom2001 Says:
Maybe you could tell him this:" Yeah I may be short now but When I get older I may be the tall one and YOU may be the short one!" And um I'm uh younger than you and like I might be taller than you. uhhhh yeah sorry