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monoph0bia: life is fun.

  monoph0bia: life is fun.
Posted
Oct 24th 2007
Mood
Cheerful
Music
beyond the grace of god- marduk
UHM.
so this week was weird.

i got a laptop that i'm pretty sure my mom's boyfriend got off the blackmarket, lmao.

AND DSL
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

oh, and a huge amount of chores because i stole my mom's car while she was out of town.

i'm just happy that she didn't ground me for 10 years.

OH YAH
and you almost could have seen me on national TV this morning.

last night i went out for a walk
and ten minutes later my mom calls the cops, just asking if she could go next door to look for me at my dad's (yes, my mom's divorcee lives right fucking nextdoor, and the police are often involved in keeping the peace).

well she explained that i was gone, and they were all
OH NOE
THERES A SEXUAL PREDATOR LOOSE WITH A GUN IN YUR AREAS

and my mom's all
MY DAUGHTERS GUNNA GET KIDSNATCHED

(what a happy coincidence.)

so they were going to immeadiately schedule me as a missing person
and put me on the news if i didn't show up soon.

i didn't know this though. so i get home an hour and a half later
and find out that my mom has been calling all my friends and having them look around town for me.

and posting bulletins on myspace, harhar.

so today at school everyone's liek 'so why'd you run away?'

and so i had to say at least 20 times since last night "I DIDNT RUN AWAY. I WENT FOR A WALK WHILE AN ARMED MOLESTOR WAS OUT."

oh and yeah. screamfest was pretty cool. i bought a rocky horror tee, JTHM director's cut, and some neat-o art prints. :'D

might post some stuff as soon as i get the scanner software installed.

UNTIL THEN
i play the sims. P:
 

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PaintItBlack1991 Says:

LMAO.
that was so funny.
i flipped dude. seeing maryann's bulletin made me want to form an army and head to AP.