Posted

Oct 21st 2007

Mood

Joyless

Music

AKSFAH

Here's another horribly retarded quiz I found. (From Reba doing it.)

**Your Boy Side**

[ ] You love hoodies
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Only the concept is funny.)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers. (I think walking around with nothing under in public is sick. Guys, I mean.)

Total: 3


**Your Girl Side**

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink. (FUCK that)
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like. (That's very vague, but I have some dignity. Yes)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear. (Only on tuesdays.)
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (Not myself, but my thingy, yes.)

Total: 1

Maybe, I get so low counts in both because I am a MAN, not a boy.

Oh, and some of these question you might think I would've answered yes when I am actually just indiferrent about it. (I actually didn't care much for 300 and was disappointed because I was expecting more due to all the hype.)

This quiz doesn't test your sexual orientation, it test whether you do girl things or you do nerd things.

...well, I think the fact I was married, that I enjoy girls so much and am appalled at the idea of so much as exchanging spit with a guy should give a hint as to my orientation.

[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.

...What the crap? Can anyone tell me what doesn't fit in that sentence?