Posted

Sep 15th 2007

Mood

About to EXPLODE!

Music

Firewind

Once my plan is complete, you'll all be eating like ROYALTY!
You HEAR ME?! ROYALTY, GODDAMN IT!!
Just let me gather my things, and keep your eyes peeled, LITERALLY, so that you don't see the abomination that is hitting your screens SOON!
It will seriously cause you become an endangered species, by exploding your inards with a 10ft long, spork shaped stick of DINOmite, yes that's right, dinosaurs are coming.
GET SERIOUS PLZ THANK YOU VERY MUCHKINS!
I like pieSTOP IT!

Hello people of the world I am here today to give you all a very special announcement that I am indeed bisexual, oops sorry I was reading from the wrong page, I am indeed bisexual, oops wrong page again, I am indeed bismark the legendary giant whale thing... OH it's the wrong freakin' book!
There now I have the right book, I am indeed bored ^..^

Thank you all for paying CLOSE attention to the hidden meaning of this Journal.. unless you didn't... then you have no idea what it really means, and you will be very shocked when you find something extra special and covered in super spicy sauce from Mr.Muffin Juice.

Yeah, goodbye.. FOR NOW!! AAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!! ~COUGH~COUGH~CHOKE~ OH NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT stupid cliché thing when people laugh so much that they cough and choke and mess up their whole awesomely evil act.