Posted

Aug 2nd 2007

Problems started when I tried to turn it on for the first time. I found that the power button was, like, not even attached to anything. It was just there. I spent like, 15 minutes slamming the hell out of the button with my finger, until *success* it turns on.

Startup screen. Except it was different this time. When the green X hit the silver ball, instead of a flash of light, it vomited out pink and green pixels, and then (yay) three red lights. I tried twice more, same thing, only the third time instead of even turning on and displaying lights, the power button dislodged and now I can't even turn it on at all.

Congratulations Microsoft...

YOU SUCK