Posted

Jul 28th 2007

Mood

Suicidal

Music

Sukiyanen Osaka - Kanjani8

Stolen from Becca because I love JE and this seemed like fun. ;D Unless you are a Johnny’s Entertainment fan you probably won’t have ANY IDEA what I’m talking about so you might as well leave now. :3

001: How old are you?
16

002: Gender?
Female. Wish I were male sometimes though. :[

003: Location?
Florida.

004: First JE group exposure?
Probably KAT-TUN’s Real Face song.

005: When you first heard of JE, did you hesitate to fangirl them?
Yeah cause I was really into One Piece at the time so I didn’t want to look at anything but One Piece. xD

006: Well, are you addicted to them now?
Like you wouldn’t believe. >_> I hardly watch One Piece anymore.

007: Current favorite debuted JE group?
Kanjani8

008: Current least favorite debuted JE group?
Probably SMAP or TOKIO since know like nothing about them.

009: Favorite Junior?
YOKOO WATARU

010: Least favorite Junior?
Kawai Fumito from ABC D:

011: Favorite Junior group?
Kis-my-ft2 and I wish they would debut already, god. =_=

012: Least favorite Junior group?
Probably ABC.

013: Who is your favorite debuted Johnny? Choose ONE. I promise not to tell your other "favorites" that you're cheating on them.
Nishikido Ryo. >:3

014: Least favorite debuted Johnny?
Ehh…Probably Junno. He has his cute moments and all but… eh.

015: Do you own JE merchandise? This includes magazines with photoshoots, unofficial merchandise, and ticket stubs you found outside.
Yeah but not a lot of stuff. And I wasn’t even the one who bought it. xD Becca gave them to me.

016: Who comprise your OTP? And both people must be in JE. And I did not say OT3. Or 4. Or 5. Or 8.
RyoUchi, YoSuke, OhYass, AkaKame (the list goes on for miles.)

017: Nakajima and Yuuto are. . .A)two different people B)the same person C) Who is Nakajima? D) Who is Yuuto? E) Who are Nakajima AND Yuuto?
…Pretty sure that the answer is B. He was the cute little bunny boy in the Summary concert that performed with Nakamaru >w<

018: Have you ever had a JE dream?
God yes.

019: What would you rate that dream? And if you've had more than one, choose your favorite. (G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17)
…Gotta say that the smutty dreams are the favorites I suppose.

020: Which Johnny makes the best boyfriend material?
Yasu. He’s so much like a woman he probably knows what she will want. xD

021: Which Johnny is the biggest wuss?
Uchi Hiroki cause he cries if you poke him too hard.

022: . . . which Johnny is the next Johnny?
I’m gonna say Ryo. Cause he said his goal was the conquer the world and I really think he could do it. >_>

023: Which Johnny is the next big thing? (Think the next Yamapi.)
Ryosuke Yamada <----- Going with what Becca said cause he seems to be pretty popular.

024: Takki or Tsubasa?
Tsubasa

025: Kame or Jin?
Jin

026: Shoon or Taiyou?
Shoon

027: Ueda or Ryo?
RYO~ Sorry Uebo o3o

028: Uchi or Kusano?
UCHI. >:[

029: Jimmy Mackey or Joey Tee?
Jimmy Mackey all the way.

030: . . . what are your thoughts on Joey Tee?
THE WAY HE WALKS IS HIS SHUFFLE TO THE BATHROM. <---(Thank you Becca. That describes it.)
Also, his cornrows terrify me.

031: Did you know he has a MySpace?
Who doesn’t?

032: . . . if Jimmy Mackey had a MySpace, would you friend him?
Depends.

033: Do you have a MySpace?
Yes.

034: Skinniest?
Probably Kame or Uchi. Pi used to be in that category. He was scary to look at before the boobs.

035: Fattest?
…Ohkura HAS been getting a bit pudgy lately. >_> But like Massu always has pudgy cheeks so I guess Massu. He has a fat face I suppose.

036: Nicest boobs chest?
Yamapi. His boobs are probably bigger than mine.

037: Best dancer?
Either Jin, Yamapi, Ohkura, or Nakamaru. No one seems to notice how good Maru is though. >__> His hips rolls are like wow.

038: Worst dancer?
Probably Ueda.

039: Manliest?
Yokoyama.

040: Girliest?
Honestly I’d probably say Yasu or Ueda.

041: Cutest?
Tego-nyan

042: Scariest?
At one point it was Massu but I’m pretty much over that little phase. >_> Sometimes Koki scares me so I guess him.

043: Best singer?
Tego-nyan

044: Worst singer?
They’re all pretty good really. I don’t think there is a worst.

045: Smartest?
Shige~

046: Dumbest?
Probably Jin. xD He’s pretty stupid sometimes.

047: Favorite PV?
Recently it’s been Kanjani8’s Osaka Rainy Blues Version 2. >__> They are all wet and in the rain and angsty and Ohkura keeps feeling himself.

048: Least favorite PV?
Probably Miso Soup.

049: Most in need of a haircut?
NO ONE. IN FACT THEY SHOULD SO NOT CUT THEIR HAIR CAUSE UGH. PI?! YASU?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

050: Do you watch JDoramas?
Yes sir.

051: . . . JDoramas without a JE member?
…They have those? (:

052: What is your favorite JDorama?
Pretty much all of the JDorama’s I’ve ever seen. But I’m biased towards Gokusen 2. >3>; Sexy Asians getting their asses kicked and angsting? Oh yes, prz.

053: What was your first JDorama?
Kurosagi

054: Did your first JDorama have a JE member?
Yeah

055: Do you have a favorite JE "actor"?
Ryo. Cause anything he’s in is bound to have him angsty or crying or something. (:

056: Who is the best JE actor?
Koyama I suppose. In episode 2 of Kurosagi I was like sobbing so badly. His face was really heartbreaking.

057: . . . the worst?
Haven’t seen a ‘worst’ yet.

058: If you were a JE costume designer, would you keep up the gaudy, sparkly tradition?
Maybe not so much making them look like they were puked on my reject Christmas wrapping paper.

059: The song, Kizuna. Better by Kame alone or better in a group?
Alone. I’ve heard Nakamaru sing it though and he’s pretty good but nothing beats the original with Kame.

060: Did you see DREAM BOY 2004 starring Takizawa Hideaki?
YES. xD The effects were like so cheesy but that’s ok I can live with it. It was pretty cute and I learned that Yokoyama plays a good dead body.

061: How about DREAM BOYS 2006?
YES. Loved it and keep watching it over and over and over. TaNaka’s comedy was so funny and I love all the fight scenes. Specially Ueda’s. AND AND AND KIS-MY-FT GOT TO SHOW UP AND HAVE A KINDA SORTA BIG PART AND WATARU GOT TO SAY A LINE ;DDD

062: Which JE group has the best concerts?
Kanjani8, hands down. Nothing beats the Eito Rangers! xD

063: Word association- ? Kanjani8 as to MOLESTION (Going along with Becca’s example here.)

064: Word association- ? Wataru as to raptor

065: Word association- ? Yamapi as to cockroach (Thank freaking Becca for this one)

066: Word association- ? Junno as to hyperactive puppy

067: Favorite JE song?
Way too many to count but I’m obsessed with Sukiyanen Osaka lately.

068: Least favorite JE song?
Probably “I like it” by KAT-TUN

069: Which JE boy needs plastic surgery next? And for what?
SENGA HAD TO MUCH SURGERY ALREADY IT SEEMS

070: Which Johnny do you want to bang?
…Actually no one. :[ So sorry no funny comments from me for the next few questions.

071: Would you bang him if he had crabs?
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072: How about Herpes?
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073: . . . HIV or AIDs?
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074: PONY CANYON (wFL's record label) OR JOHNNY'S ENTERTAINMENT?
JE

075: . . . why?
No idea who PC is.

076: Do you like wFL (w-inds., FLAME, Lead)?
No idea

077: Which did you come in contact with first, PC or JE?
JE

078: Do you know what a macro is?
Nope

079: . . . have you ever made one?
Have I?

080: . . . did it refer to anal sex?
Is it fanfic related? : D

081: Have you ever had a conversation entirely in caps?
With Becca many times. xD

082: . . . more than one at the same time?
Yup. Fred too.

083: Does fangirling tire you?
NO.

084: Have you spent more than 5 consecutive hours watching JE stuff?
…Yes.

085: . . . do you find yourself watching your JE downloads?
…Yes.

086: . . . for more than 10 minutes at a time?
…Yes.

087: Have you ever gone over the daily 1GB SendSpace limit by just downloading JE?
…Yes.

088: Are you immune to the porno popups of MegaUpload?
I’m immune to most all porno popups. >_> Unless they’re weird ones like ‘GIRL SCREWS HER FATHER’S DOG’ then it freaks me out.

089: Do you know exactly what time to download things so you get the best download rate?
No. Please share this info.

090: Does this survey make you feel like an obsessed freak?
Yeah but that’s ok I’m used to feeling like this. =w=

091: Have you and a friend ever fought over whose favorite Johnny was better?
YES~ while playing guitar hero <----(WATARU PWNS RYOSUKE ANYDAY)

092: . . . did you resort to slaps and/or punches and/or hairpulling?
Nah, we resolved it by playing the game and just singing “RY-O-SU-KE! IS-A-HOT-BABE!”

093: Have you been to a JE concert?
One day I will go to one.

094: Wanna smuggle me in next time?
If you pay for our tickets in then I’ll smuggle you for free.

095: What do you think of kitty GYM?
…That was the thing with Pi and Mike and Golf right? And Kitayama was in the KITTY part of it right? ;3

096: What are your feelings on JE wank?
…*giggle* … *facepalm*

097: Did you ever see a guy on the street and go "Hey, he would look good in ____'s costume from ____ performance..."?
Actually yeah. He was hot and I thought he looked similar to… one of the JE boys. Can’t remember who though. :/

98: . . . did you take his picture, and can I see?
I wish.

99: Do you read JWebs?
I would if I could figure out WHERE THEY ALL ARE. UGH.

100: Whose is your favorite?
I read some before and I have to say I love Ryo’s the most. xD

101: What would you do if you saw your favorite JE boy on the street?
Uh. Giggle and stalk them and sent a text to Becca cause if I didn’t let her know and she didn’t get to see them she would probably kill me in a violent way.

102: Has a JE song ever made you cry?
A few.

103: Which?
Kizuna, Love in Snow, and Hesitate (cause it looked like Jin was crying).

104: What would you like to say to Johnny?
STOP GIVING AKAME WARNINGS. LET THEM BE CLOSE IF THEY WANT TO BE.
GIVE UCHI BACK! LET HIM GO BACK TO KANJANI8 AT THE LEAST!
PLEASE LET KIS-MY-FT2 DEBUT ALREADY! ;_______;

105: And finally, the gayest?
KAMENASHI KAZUYA. There is like, NO DENYING IT.