Posted

Jun 7th 2007

Mood

Dead

Music

None, I forgot my MP3 player :(

I really do. Last night, I had a dream that it was Christmas, and I received a Nintendo DS Lite with ten games, a white widescreen television with a VHS player, and a DVD player for the basement. Of course, it was all a dream ’
On the other hand, as my dream went on, it turned into a nightmare, so maybe it’s for the best. In the Nightmare portion, I dreamed dad dragged me off to a car show, and I got lost. I wasn’t scared or anything. It was in California, so it wasn’t like the weather was bad or anything. Anyways, I met some really nice people, but then this car came flying from out of the sky and nearly hit me. I survived, but I was scared, so I ran back to Dad’s truck. He was there, and I swear, he was drunk or something (which is weird, because my dad NEVER drinks). He wouldn’t look at me when I yelled for him.
This park ranger guy showed up and said something like, “Sir, I need you to remove you’re vehicle from the path of pedestrianism.” And dad shot him (again, weird, because my dad doesn’t even own a gun). And then he said that he and mom had gotten a divorce and he didn’t even want me. Then he drove off and left me in the sate of California.
I was really mad, so I decided to go swimming 0o. Then, when I got into the water, I realized I didn’t know how to swim, so I went back to the car show and asked random people if they would adopt me. Then Casey, Taro, Tusami, and Kaito showed up, and they were all screaming at me, “WHERE ARE OUR GRAPES!!!!” And I was like, “I LOST THEM!!!” And it turned out I had spilled them all over the floor.
So everyone had a mental breakdown because I had no grapes, and they cast me out. Then I called my mom and she came to pick me up. At this time, my friends where sobbing on the floor and writhing in pain, and I thought they were acting weird, so I left with mom. And she told me I needed to get a job.
I offered to walk dogs, and then ext thing I know, so African-American lady was paying me to walker her German Sheppard. For some reason, I decided Mt. Everest would be a good dog walking spot, so that’s where we went. I lost my hat and flashlight, and the dog, and then I nearly died. Then the military called my cell phone, and told me that they were coming to kill me because I’d gone AWOL. So I ran down Mt. Everest and back to the lady’s house.
I told her that I’d lost her dog on Mt. Everest and she said, “Oh, it’s OK. I have other German Sheppards.” Then Johnny Depp showed up with his wife and kids, and my cousin Jenna, and her mom, Nana, came too. And that’s all I can really remember. I think Jenna and I began conspiring to kill someone and Johnny Depp’s kids were all gangster, so we started our own Mafia. Yeah. It was weird.