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December 2007: Chuck Norris says . . . IT'S TOMO'S BIRTHDAY! <3; Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
November 2007: Chuck Norris gets a tan by laying on Mexico.; Chuck Norris murdered the 'effing turkey. o.o; Chuck Norris INVENTED emo kids.; Chuck Norris is craving strawberries. T_T; Chuck Norris is the FATHER!
September 2007: Chuck Norris IS the Big Bang Theory.; Chuck Norris says "WHAT DA HIZZLE?"; Only Chuck Norris can PWN Chuck Norris; GUESS WHO'S BACK, SWEETHEARTS!? O_O
July 2007: SHIGGITY SHIGGTY SHWAH. <3
May 2007: No more Chuck Norris jokes.; Chuck Norris IS Rick James, bitch.; Chuck Norris can drown a fish.; Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.; Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.; CHUCK NORRIS BUILT A SNOWMAN OUT OF RAIN.; CHUCK NORRIS BUILT A SNOWMAN OUT OF RAIN.; Chuck Norris ATE the Muffin Man.

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Tomonori: Chuck Norris IS Rick James, bitch.

Posted: May 23rd 2007
Mood: Tired
Music: Mika Nakashima - "Glamorous Sky"

â€¢ FEELiNG. . . Tired.
â€¢ LiSTENiNG T0. . . Mika Nakashima - "Glamorous Sky".
â€¢ SiPPiNG. . . Fruit juice.
â€¢ MUNCHiNG 0N. . . Grapes.
â€¢ WATCHiNG. . . "Celebrity Fit Club".
â€¢ W0RKiNG 0N. . .noffin.
â€¢ THiNKiNG. . . arrfferrzzz.
â€¢ READiNG. . . "Tails of the Moon" manga.
â€¢ QU0TE 0f teh DaY. . . "Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete."

â€¢ xox whoaaah ramblings and stuff xox â€¢

Lykomfg. Whoaaah. O__O I haven't been on Sheezy that much, lately. DAMN YOU GAIA! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUN STUFFS. Um . . . I'll submit new work soon. ^--^ Anyway, I punched someone in the face today. I confronted him about something, and he got all up in my face. So I knocked the shit out of him and broke his nose. Right infront of the teachers lounge, and I didn't get in trouble.

I also cussed out my algebra teacher and called her a "funky-ass bitch". :3 Didn't get introuble with that, the principal just let me go and told me not to be cruel. YAY. :: is a bad kid ::

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â€¢ xox FIVE RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS xox â€¢

'cause you whorez wanna be just like him . . .

001. Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

002. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

003. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

004. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

005. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."