Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. : SheezyArt

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December 2007: Chuck Norris says . . . IT'S TOMO'S BIRTHDAY! <3; Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
November 2007: Chuck Norris gets a tan by laying on Mexico.; Chuck Norris murdered the 'effing turkey. o.o; Chuck Norris INVENTED emo kids.; Chuck Norris is craving strawberries. T_T; Chuck Norris is the FATHER!
September 2007: Chuck Norris IS the Big Bang Theory.; Chuck Norris says "WHAT DA HIZZLE?"; Only Chuck Norris can PWN Chuck Norris; GUESS WHO'S BACK, SWEETHEARTS!? O_O
July 2007: SHIGGITY SHIGGTY SHWAH. <3
May 2007: No more Chuck Norris jokes.; Chuck Norris IS Rick James, bitch.; Chuck Norris can drown a fish.; Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.; Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.; CHUCK NORRIS BUILT A SNOWMAN OUT OF RAIN.; CHUCK NORRIS BUILT A SNOWMAN OUT OF RAIN.; Chuck Norris ATE the Muffin Man.

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Tomonori: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Posted: May 20th 2007
Mood: Tired
Music: Crystal Kay - "Kitto Eien Ni"

â€¢ FEELiNG. . . Tired.
â€¢ LiSTENiNG T0. . . Crystal Kay - "Kitto Eien Ni".
â€¢ SiPPiNG. . . Sweet tea.
â€¢ MUNCHiNG 0N. . . Chicken strips.
â€¢ WATCHiNG. . . "Celebrity Fit Club".
â€¢ W0RKiNG 0N. . .noffin.
â€¢ THiNKiNG. . . mrrraawwrrgh.
â€¢ READiNG. . . "Beauty Pop" manga.
â€¢ QU0TE 0f teh DaY. . . "Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck."

â€¢ xox whoaaah ramblings and stuff xox â€¢

Where have I been? My ass has been on GaiaOnline.Com~! I found the site in my old AOL favorites list and I was all, "OMFG I USED TO GO THERE". I forgot the password and username to my first account [which is sad, 'cause I've had it since '03], so I created a new account! ^--^ If you play GaiaOnline, then add celestial x delinquent to your friends list. That's meee~!

Anyway, if you DON'T play GaiaOnline . . . get your ass on the site and sign up. Tell them celestial x delinquent sent j00.

â€¢ xox FIVE RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS xox â€¢

'cause you bitches just absolutely LOOOVE the CHUCK

001. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

002. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

003. Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

004. We all know the magic word is 'please'. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me". Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

005. One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.