Posted

Apr 25th 2007

What color of shirt are you wearing?

Red = loud
Green = stupid
Blue = innocent
White = naughty
Aqua = freaky
Yellow = skanky
Purple = a little too happy
Black = lonely
Orange = funny
Gray = gorgeous
Pink = preppy
Brown = tree-hugging
Multicolored = sweaty
Other = candy-flavored
Nothing = sexy (=3)


What kind of trousers are you wearing?

Shorts = prep
Skirt/Skort = homo
Jeans = emo (-whiiiine-)
Tight jeans = go go dancer
Ripped Jeans = slut
Cammio = cage fighter
Cordoroy = skank
Cargo = clown
basketballshorts = gangsta
Thong = whore
Boxers = manwhore
Bootieshorts = Sex Kitten
Pajamas = sex machine
OTHER = striper
Nothing = pornstar


What color is your hair?

blonde = with hot boobs
black = with a sexy smile
dark brown = with a broken heart (Alright then. . .)
red = that likes to have sex
brunette = who will eat you out
dirty blonde = with a hot boyfriend or girlfriend
brown = with sexy eyes
bald = with herpes... type 2... and bad
OTHER = who tries to be different



So I'm a loud emo that has a broken heart. . .;;
Not true. xD