Posted

Mar 24th 2007

Mood

Bored

Music

"perfect situation" by weezer

dude Weezer gets it. why doesn't anybody else. if they were pedophiles I would probably fall for they're "I understand you" ploy. anyway...

Guilty Pleasures:

Have you ever sneaked out of work or school 10-15 minutes early?
yep

What job/class?
Avid, science, language arts, etc.

You ever faked an illness to get out of going to work/class?
YEP

How often?
used to do once every month

Ever faked an illness to get out of a social obligation?
not really

Do you sing in the shower?
depends if there's music

What's the weirdest food you've ever eaten and enjoyed?
es cargo

Do you lounge around in your underwear when no one's home?
all da time

Ever been caught doing this?
no

Do you bite your nails?
trying not to

Name one movie you love that is completely embarrassing.
no...

Name one mp3 you love that is really embarrassing to admit to.
If people got a problem with my music it's their loss I flaunt my tastes

What is the ugliest article of clothing you've worn just around the house?
ripped Pj's

Ever told someone you had a call on the other line to get them off of the phone?
nope

Embarrassing Moments:

Ever eaten so much you've thrown up?
no

Have you ever walked around all day with your shirt inside out or something similar and no one freaking tells you til you've already been out like that all day?
yep

Ever walked in on someone having sex?
almost.... it was more like foreplay

What's the dorkiest screenname you've ever had?
this has been mine since forever

Dorkiest e-mail address?
mcmcmikerson@yahoo.com

Sex Questions (everyone loves those):

Ever fantasize about being tied up during sex?
no

Ever had a dream you were cheating?
no

Ever had cyber sex?
no

If you're a guy, do you think it's gross that girls like giving blow jobs? If you're a girl, do you think it's gross that guys like eating out girls? Explain.
no, if they wanna do it that's cool

Confessions:

What's the ugliest article of clothing you've worn out in public?
whitey tighties

What's the sexiest article of clothing you've worn out in public?
dunno. I have this "mermaid with a wet t-shirt" shirt

What is the most fitting and hilarious name you've heard someone called?
kaiser... meaning cheese in german

Ever meet someone just in passing who you've absolutely drooled over?
all da time. but that's as far as I would ever go with those "perfect" girls that are totally ditzes

Weird Stuff:

What's the strangest thing in your freezer?
red goo all over the sides

Ever hit or run over something really strange? What was it?
skunk?

What is the strangest profession you've ever considered having?
Guy in a cubical. It's pretty strange for a fantasy.

that's it.