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Mary-Sue!
 

Kadaj Immortal: Mary-Sue!

  Kadaj Immortal: Mary-Sue!
Posted
Feb 18th 2007
Mood
Delighted
Music
none but my own black heart beating
So, today we went on our first Mary-Sue hunt, and ~oh!~ the jewels we did find!!!!!!

Princess Sakirei...

I know what you're thinking, "another possessive whore of a fangirl" well, you're right.

One can't help but notice, she has but one OC, what's worse, she sees herself as this one OC...Not that there is anything wrong with that, it's all well and good, I mean they're both ugly as original sin....then one also notices that she pairs this one OC with EVERY ANIME GUY IN CHRISTDOME!!!!

As far as I understand, "Sakirei" as she is named, started off as an Inuyasha OC...and much to my horror, she is the younger FULL BLOODED sister of our noble Lord Sesshomaru....Again, that's all well and good, except that she is fucking not one, but both her brothers... xP She is even married to Sesshomaru. (She justifies it by 'claiming' their father GAVE them permission to mate =_

Now I dunno what the rest of you think....but I HIGHLY doubt Inu no Taisho would say,

" Hey kids! If you two wanna FUCK and have incest babies, it's fine by me!!!!"

And also highly doubted that Sesshomaru would reply,

" Gee thanks dad! Come on Sakirei, lets go make some mad sisterXbrother love!!, and produce children with eleven toes and six eyes!"

((But just to ease your pain, it's been discovered that her 'Sesshomaru' is actually a deformed, over weight, hillbilly mutt, balding, with only three teeth arranged into a deformed over bite...))

She has been modified so many ways to fit so many world's, to fuck so many guys, she even made a Pokemon version of her! o_0 yummy Pokesex....

Sounds like a type of pill..."I have a headache" "Here, take a Pokesex"

So onwards!!!!

She, like many other weeboo fangirls has royally FUCKED the FF7 story line to shit.

(and just to let you know, her art is horrible, but her 'insert self-Mary-sue-bang anything-with a penis fanfics are so bad, I actually thought my eyes would never recover ;_; The doctor says I'll get my vision back in a few weeks......)

Well apparently Sephiroth CAN feel love! ~Ah!~ it's a fucking miracle! =_= WTF?

I feel bad for the poor men of Anime-Land, for not just characters of popular shows and manga are being victimized, but OCs of other artists here on dA are not safe from her steely gaze and slutty grasp....

I speak of course, of one Mr. Chase Valconian. This is a fairly popular OC by the artist, TokyoLynn, and he too was sadly sucked into the world of poorly written smut-fest. WILL THIS MADNESS NEVER END!?!?!?!?!?!

If OCs aren't safe, who is? Who will this insatiable whore target next? You? Me? The Pope? Who can be sure???? Won't someone think of the poor children? They sit so frightened...so easily rapeable....(yes, she has done pedophilia as well....coupled with incest to name a few of the sick kinks she seems to have.)

~~FLAWZ?! OMG she has flaws?~~

Yep, even the great 'unbeatable' Sakirei Rose Youkai Crescent, Elric, Valentine, Strife, Golden Kitsune, Golden Angel, Imoutou has flaws.......

For instance, if she is in fact SO damn powerful as she 'claims' to be on her page and in her messed up fanfics....they why would a simple fight between Sephiroth and Shinra hurt her oh so badly?

(REF: There is a BAD pic of Sephiroth carrying a unconscious Sakirei back from battle !!)

Honestly, you'd think that because Sakirei is SO friggin Mary-sue powerful, that she'd be able to smite then with her oh-so-great 'dark' demon powers!

One I once again have to diss on her mockery of the FF7 Villain Sephiroth.....no...just...no hun, he doesn't love you, so move on and fuck a dog or something....or your brother's dog.....or your brother...

If bangin bro and little kids wasn't enough, she has even gone so far as to take YAOI characters, and made them "straight" for her twisted, perverted design... Yaoi means that the guys dig other guys, not your brutish orc of a character...get over yourself you delusional skank!

Well, I've said enough to get the word out.

Over all Sakirei lacks good character design, her bio is FULL of plot holes and inaccurate information, and her overall 'bishi-hogging= ways...and crap....=_=

http://brideofsephiroth.deviantart.com/
http://princess.sakirei.sheezyart.com/
 

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