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Jan 21st 2007

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Recently this "Virginity Test" has been going around and every one that takes it complains that the things that are asked on the quiz have nothing to do with virginity. (If the test is so "stupid", it makes you wonder why they're still taking it, but that's another rant for another day.)

I disagree! It has everything to do with virginity!

No I'm not crazy. Well, yes I am, but that again is a different story.

Your problem people is that you don't know what "virginity" actually means. In modern day culture, virginity has taken on the meaning of "A person who has never had sex". While this is one meaning and defiantly the most common definition, it is not the only one!

A virgin is also "any person who is uninitiated, uninformed or the like" or "without experience of, not previously exposed to."

So that means if you haven't done something, you are a "virgin" when it comes to that thing.

If you've never been to a concert, then you are a virgin when it comes to going to concerts.

If you never you've never ridden a horse, then you are a virgin when it comes to horseback ridding.

If you've never kicked a guy in the balls, then you are a virgin at kicking guys in the balls.

If you've never gotten lost at a department store...well you get the idea.


Just thought you guys should know...



1. Smoked [x]
2. Drank Alcohol [99] It was only a little bit, but it was so GROSS! Never again! Ugh, Jack Daniel's Booze is so disgusting!
3. Cried when someone died [98]
4. Been Drunk [x]
5. Had sex [x]
6. Been to a concert [97]
7. Given/gotten a handjob [x]
8. Given/Gotten oral [x]
9. Been Verbally/Sexually harassed [x]
10. Verbally/Sexually harassed someone [x]
11. Felt/been felt up [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose [96]
13. Cheated on a boy [x]
14. Been cheated on [x]
15. Been to prom [x]
16. Cried at school [95] I cry really easily
17. Gotten lost at a Wal-Mart or department store [x]
18. went streaking [x]
19. Given a lap dance [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room [94] Does my famliy members count?
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house [x]
23. Kissed a stranger [x]
24. Hugged a Stranger [x]
25. Went scuba diving [x]
26. Driven a car [93] Just got my permit I'm going crash...
27. Gotten an X-Ray [92]
28. Hit by a car [x]
29. Had a party [91]
30. Done Drugs [x]
31. Played strip poker [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone [x]
33. Ran away from home [x]
34. Broken a bone [x]
35. Eaten sushi [90]
36. Brought porn [x] I'm assuming Yaoi manga doesn't count here...
37. Watched Porn [x]
38. Made Love [x]
39. Had a crush on osmeone of the same sex [x]
40. Been in love [x]
41.French Kissed [x]
42. Laugh so hard you've cried [89]
43. Cried yourself to sleep [88]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep [x]
45. Stabbed youself [x]
46. Shot a gun [87] Granted, it was only blanks...
47. Trash-talked someone and acted like their friend the next day [86] Ah, I feel so evil. But really she just annoys the heck out of me!
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours [x]
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours [85] I'm such a lazy bum!
50. Watched an animal die [x]
51. Watched a person die [x]
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present [x]
53. Pranked someone [x] All my attemps are thwarted!
54. Put somebody in the hospital [84] Now I forget, did I break his arm or just sprain it...? Ha, it wasn't on purpose, don't worry!
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out [x]
56. Kissed someone of the same sex [x]
57. Dressed punk [83.5]
58. Dressed Goth [83] I put half a point because "real" punks and goths wouldn't consider me "really" punk or gothic. But you know what? I don't care, I'll dress however I want!
59. Dressed Preppy [23]
60. Been to a motorcycle race [x]
61. Avoided somebody [81] Same one as in #47
62. Been stalked [x]Actually, is "stalking" me, I guess.
63. Stalked someone [x]
64. Met a celebrity [x]
65. Played an instrument [80]
66. Ridden a horse [79]Every Friday. I'm still soar!
67. cut yourself [x]
68. Bungee Jumped [x] I wish!
69. Ding dong ditched someone [x]
70. Been to a wild party [x]
71. Got caught stealing something [x]
72. Kicked a guy in the balls [78] Long story, long time ago...
73. Stolen a Girlfriend from a friend [x]
74. went out with your friend's crush [x]
75. Got arrested [x]
76. Been pregnant [x]
77. Babysat [77]
78. Been to another country [76] Mexico and Canada. Now I want to get off the continent!
79. Started your house on fire [x]
80. Had an encounter with a ghost [x] Again, I wish.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients [x]
82. Been asked out by someone you thought would never ask you out [75] But it was a joke so I don't know if I should count it...83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex [x]
84. Had a Boyfriend for over 3 months [74]
85. Sat on your ass all day [73] Again, LAZY!
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream by yourself [x]
87. Had a job [x]
88. Gotten cut by a sports team [x]
89. Been called a slut [x]
90. Danced like a slut [x]
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity [x]
92. Been in a car [72]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes [71]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair [70]
95. Raped someone [x] Let's be realistic people. I'm a barely 5 foot, 115 pound young girl. I doubt I could rape someone even if -for some unfathomable reason- I actually wanted to. And if I did rape someone, do you really think I'd post it on the internet for all to see? Please...
96. Danced in the rain [69]
97. Been rejected [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying [x]
99. punched/ slapped someone in the face [x]
100. Been high [x]