Posted

Dec 10th 2006

Mood

Happy

Music

All American Rejects

Different Quizzes I found.

Stupidity Test

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door

(But I have walked into a poll!)

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[X] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

(This is actually true. I've seen a guy do it. Sure it was barely touching his elbow, but still)

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.


[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

(My bike, it's so fun to flip my legs over side-saddle and then jump off and run with till I have to stop. But don't try it at home!0

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

(School work)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk.

[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[ ] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused.

[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[X] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

(Do walls count? And I don't thing that's stupid, I think that's using your imagination.)

Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...

11 x 4 = 44%

Personallity Disorder Test!
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Alright, Obsessive-compulsive and Schizoid I'll buy, but Narcissistic and Schizotypal? Nope, no thank you!

Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1:Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6:The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8: the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Actually, Limbo sounds pretty nice.