- Posted
- Dec 3rd 2006
HERE-HERE-HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANNA CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS MONKEY RAP
HUH!
D-K
DONKEY KONG
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL
HIS COCONUT GUN
FIRES IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S BIGGER, FASTER AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW
HUH!
D-K
DONKEY KONG
D-K
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
TO SUIT HER MOOD
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND CLIMB UP TREES
IF YOU CHOOSE HER YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP, SHE'S ONE COOL KONG
HUH!
D-K
DONKEY KONG
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST FOR YOU
INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE!
HUH!
D-K
DONKEY KONG
D-K
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
HE'S BACK AGAIN
AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME
HE'S IN THE MOOD
HE CAN FLY REAL HIGH
WITH HIS JETPACK ON
WITH HIS PISTOLS OUT
HE'S ONE TOUGH KONG
HE'LL MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN HE PLAYS HIS TUNE
BUT KREMLINGS BEWARE 'CAUSE HE'S AFTER YOU!
HUH!
D-K
DONKEY KONG
FINALLY
HE'S HERE FOR YOU
HE'S THE LAST MEMBER
OF THE DK CREW
THIS KONG'S SO STRONG
IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN MAKE A KREMLING
CRY OUT FOR MUMMY
HE CAN PICK UP A BOULDER
WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES CRUSHING ROCKS
SEEM SUCH A BREEZE
HE MAY MOVE SLOW, HE CAN'T JUMP HIGH
BUT THIS KONG'S ONE HELL OF A GUY!
HUH!
COME ON CRANKY, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS
AH YEAH!
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS
AH YEAH!
Dark Fusion Says:
That song has to be the greatest thing DK Ever accomplished.
Jigglesbig Says:
You know, the line "if it hits you, its gonna hurt" was voted one of the worst lines ever uttered in a videogame...
mistergoodface Says:
AHHHHhhhhhhh H AH HA HA HA! ahhh memories
clipnotdone Says:
LMAO
why do I remember that song...
RaptorShadow Says:
DK64 for the ultimate win.
Lobokage Says:
I loved that game. D:
Tro Says:
the most expensive N64 game I bought.